Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

GailD said:

And talking of bright sparks - what's happened to the muppet? (Ever since he got that bike he's hardly here. Cycling all over Jarminy?)

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S. Ackley!

It's also a holiday here today - Pfingsten Montag, which is Catholic Pentecost or Whitsun, or whatever it's called.

Anyway, we're doing loads of pfings, like walking the mountain paths and cycling the forest paths and yodeling and wearing our best summer lederhosen and drinking beers and eating ice creams.

But we've run out of gin.

Gah!

ROAR

I had to pfing right after I got up this morning.

alleycat said:

I had to pfing right after I got up this morning.

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Not too sure what to say after that. Er... perhaps, well done, AC.



Hold the phone! Rob's out of gin?? Sheesh.

And in other news...?

Thank you for the great service of our soldiers, and we appreciate what you all do.


Sure, Cliff. When it comes to s I'm on the 'job' Enjoy them 'n the holiday!

Hello all

As we read so often about coffee here, I thought I'd talk about tea. My friend handles the publicity for Twining's tea so I got invited to an event at the British High Commissioner's residence in Singapore. Splendid old colonial bungalow along S'pore's most prestigious residential roads.

In my next life, i want to be a high-ranking diplomat for a wealthy country which probably means not the UK by then. I don't want to be a tea seller.

Duchessmary said:

Well you could always read tea leaves, Rosie.

Someone airlift some gin to that muppet!!

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Good idea, Duchess. I hadn't thought of that.

What kind of gin for the muppet? Those Brits, even those living in Jarmany, are very fussy about their gin. The Tanqueray type won't touch Gordon's who won't touch Bombay Sapphire who won't...

By the way, we have 4 bottles of Bombay Sapphire in the fridge, all filled with water. Will that do, Rob?

What if we just shoot the muppet?

That would solve the problem completely.

Stoopid hoomins!

Gordons!

ROAR

How about a good London dry gin made in Colorado?

By belgians?

Gin is made from evil.

And, Good Morning.

or we could just preserve him in the gin... put him up on the shelf. Drop in some goldfish flakes every so often...

We could make our own gin! I have a bathtub. And a juniper.

s youz guyz are too funneh. Thx for the chuckles. s!

Where every body go? Y'all eatin' yo' spareribs 'n potato salad 'n s We have that too!

Cooked off the ribs yesterday. Finished them off on the grill with mesquite charcoal. The leftover rack we'll have tonight. Looks like with baked taters, the way she's fixing.

Good evening, house of fun.

good evening, guys. Glad you enjoyed. We enjoyed, too. How was your din din, ac 'n all? s!

Slow day this holiday! How is it in here?!

Slow here as well.

I'm behaving.

Where is everybody?? Can't believe I'm on the same AW page this morning as I was last night. A bot quiet here

And then, out of the blue, 3 posts in 2 minutes. Hi Syd, hi ac!

I haz no holiday foods...

Hey PR!

I bought a Memorial Day bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. In my defense, this is the first bag of chips I've bought for me in months!