To which dream-fight would you buy tickets?

Melisande · May 29, 2008

Thought I'd expand the thread started by Captain Scarf; In a fight between . . .

Which would be your dream fight? Pick, mix and choose from books, the movies, myths, living or dead, real life and whatnot. Also please motivate your choice. (and it's not all about muscle-power here)

I'd pick (without a doubt) my Grandmother v/s George W. Bush.

I'm sure she'd win, 'cause she had what he never did - natural authority.

III · May 29, 2008

Tyler Durden vs. Cray

James81 · May 29, 2008

I would like to see the stalk of brocolli in Veggie Tales fight the clock in Beauty and the Beast.

KTC · May 29, 2008

I do not condone fighting.

mscelina · May 29, 2008

Muhammed Ali versus Joe Frazier--in the period where Ali was banned from fighting unjustly. I would be curious to see that fight because I want to know how Ali would have fought during that time.

My guess is that if he hadn't been banned from boxing, he would have TOTALLY destroyed Frazier. *shrug* But it would be fun to see...

DWSTXS · May 29, 2008

Bruce Lee vs. Jackie Chan

cethklein · May 29, 2008

Mr. T vs. Diwght Schultz. That would be one-sided but oh-so classic.

Oh yeah, and the fight would have to be on an airplane.

Meerkat · May 29, 2008

Predator vs. Pesky Non-Writer.

DL Hegel · May 29, 2008

Melisande said:
Thought I'd expand the thread started by Captain Scarf; In a fight between . . .

Which would be your dream fight? Pick, mix and choose from books, the movies, myths, living or dead, real life and whatnot. Also please motivate your choice. (and it's not all about muscle-power here)

I'd pick (without a doubt) my Grandmother v/s George W. Bush.

I'm sure she'd win, 'cause she had what he never did - natural authority.

cray · May 29, 2008

III said:
Tyler Durden vs. Cray

have you seen them both in the same room at the same time?

DWSTXS · May 29, 2008

Pink Panther (Peter Sellers) vs. Basil Fawlty (John Cleese)

Writer??? · May 29, 2008

Hillary and Chelsea Clinton vs. Monica Lewinski and Paula Jones

The winner gets to arrange a meeting between Bill and Lorana Bobbit

Bmwhtly · May 30, 2008

Mike Tyson vs Simon Cowell.

Just to see Simon Cowell get the snot beaten out of him.

cethklein · May 30, 2008

Or his ear bitten off.

JimmyB27 · May 30, 2008

Paris Hilton vs The Terminator in a fight to the death.

cletus · May 30, 2008

JimmyB27 said:
Paris Hilton vs The Terminator in a fight to the death.

With the Connor family barred from ringside. We don't want any screwy finishes.

JimmyB27 · May 30, 2008

cletus said:
With the Connor family barred from ringside. We don't want any screwy finishes.

If you're worried about that, we can replace the Terminator with a Predator, or Megatron, or Godzilla, or any other creature that's going to turn her into a scorched smudge on the ground.

KTC · May 30, 2008

JimmyB27 said:
If you're worried about that, we can replace the Terminator with a Predator, or Megatron, or Godzilla, or any other creature that's going to turn her into a scorched smudge on the ground.

and her little dog too.

JimmyB27 · May 30, 2008

KTC said:
and her little dog too.

We'll bring in Cerberus for that fight.

cletus · May 30, 2008

JimmyB27 said:
If you're worried about that, we can replace the Terminator with a Predator, or Megatron, or Godzilla, or any other creature that's going to turn her into a scorched smudge on the ground.

In that case, we might as well make it a tag-team with all of them vs Paris + Victoria Beckham + another useless celebrity that has to make it through the "Useless Celebrity Tournament of Death" to qualify.

EriRae · May 30, 2008

Cerberus vs. D&D Tiamat

Bmwhtly · May 30, 2008

How about a tagteam of Paris Hilton and Britney vs a tagteam of a Helicopter Gunship and a Challenger II?

Meerkat · May 30, 2008

Bmwhtly vs. Toto from The Wizard of Oz, that familiar looking chihuahua from Taco Bell, a bunch of Sharon Osbourne's little dogs, and Eva Gabor's little fru-fru poodle from Green Acres.

I know Ben would win, but wouldn't it be funny to see him flailing around furiously with the whole pack hanging off his tweed jacket like burrs?

Okay, it's funny to just me then--be that way!

DWSTXS · May 30, 2008

Condaleeza Rice vs. Rice-a-Roni

Adam Israel · May 30, 2008

Haggis vs. Triumph the insult dog

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