Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Haggis walks into a bar an says to the bar tender, "I would like a bourbon and...... uh .... a coke." The bar tender says "What's up with the pause?" Haggis said "Nothing, I've had them all my life"

no, haggis. you're missing that it wasn't funny.


now, if i wrote that one i would have said:

"what's up with the ellipsis's's's?"











*re-reads*




ellipsis.





that's gold.

As Haggis. Porter, and Cray, (who had his Doberman with him) sauntered down the street, Cray said "Let's go over to that bar and get something to drink."

Porter said "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."

Haggis glared at him.

Cray answered, "Just follow my lead." They walked over to the bar and Cray put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar.

The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed."

Cray was upset, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog."

The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?"

Cray answered, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."

The bouncer said, "OK then, come on in."

Porter tried next, putting on his dark glasses. With the Chihuahua, he knew his story would be a bit more unbelievable.

Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."

But Porter was ready. "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog."

The bouncer laughed. "A Chihuahua?"

Porter was ready. "A Chihuahua?!? A Chihuahua?!? They gave me a damn Chihuahua???"

cray said:

no, haggis. you're missing that it wasn't funny.


now, if i wrote that one i would have said:

"what's up with the ellipsis's's's?"











*re-reads*




ellipsis.





that's gold.

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Haggis said:

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exactly. keep the straight face and then say your line:

'nothing. i've had them all my life.'

cray said:

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You guys have been busy this morning...

pd, is your current avi related to that book toasting incident?

nope.


sorry muppet.

The avvie represents steamy erotica. Allegedly.

NO!!!! .. not from Rumpy ..!!

BigWords said:

The avvie represents steamy erotica. Allegedly.

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???

Here I was falsely accused and now the thread is dead..

*sighs




[ @ BW]

psa:

*fires battery*

preparation is important.

cray said:

psa:

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I'm trying my best not to wonder what kind of donations they expect...

Are they handing out little plastic containers?

dude? i don't know what you are thinking but that sign is about glass blowing.

while holding hands?

Suuure it's about glass blowing.

it is.

pls donate your unwanted glass items.

Such a transparent request...

I expect better from you.

we accept opaque as well.

Safety glass would seem prudent, with all these other people involved.