TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)

Nothing but the best for RT and Delarege.

Uh, Ron. My regular, please.

Yep. Lagavulin, neat, with a coupla drops of water.

Thanks. Keep the change.

eta: Nothing for the bimbo

Jaycinth said:

Jeanne, why don't you take the day off and traipse about the forums drumming up participation in Humor.You can use the 'Black Card'.

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Happy to. But...what IS the 'Black Card'?

I like to know what I'm flashing before I do it.

You know...I think marriage to Haggis has improved Paris. She looks much more normal and attractive in their wedding shot.

You're thinking of the American Espresso Card.

Using that one is a real eye opener.

I have a few left, but they're only half-baked.



I need to run to the grocery store

Jaycinth said:

It is the only American Express Card you can charge a 747 to and not get a second look.

Have fun Jeanne.

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Oh, WOW! You are the BEST MOD EVER!

*races off to spread Comedy Cabaret love everywhere. Races back, grabs several of the Boys, races off again.*

*phones in report of stolen credit card*

I like practical jokes. Especially if there's a reward afterwards.

Rllgthunder said:

*phones in report of stolen credit card*

I like practical jokes. Especially if there's a reward afterwards.

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Thanks! You would not BELIEVE how cute the detectives are who "caught" me. They called Jay, she told them I had the card legitimately. Now they're working on tracing the false lead. Did you know that carries a hefty sentence?

But don't worry, RT. With your nose, you'll be VERY popular in prison.

Gotta go. Detectives McDreamy and McSteamy are going to escort me to my next stops so I don't get harrassed.

Jaycinth said:

72EEEE Bra. I went through a lot of trouble finding that thing.

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I knew the original owner. She had this nightclub act where she crawled out on the stage and tried to stand up.

::staggers out of the closet::

I had the weirdest dream. I was at this really wild Mardi Gras shindig over at the cabaret and.....

::looks around::

Shazzbot. Where the flip am I?

Aww look what I found ! Pictures of Haggis at Mardi Gras 2001.

How cute is that?

Awwwwwwww. Speaking of piddling on shoes....did you see how he reacted to his fifth round of whiskey last night? Egads. Poor Cindy.

Yeah, that was NOT pretty. Good think Lady Jay was in the back room when that happened.

MidnightMuse said:

Aww look what I found ! Pictures of Haggis at Mardi Gras 2001.

How cute is that?

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Hmmmm.

I always thought Haggis was a boy.

Is this pic trying to tell us something?

Lady Jay, get some Red Tea. It's not really tea, it's a root, but they call it Red Tea and sell it in most of the specialty stores (like, well, Borders, B&N/Starbucks, Cost Plus, etc.). For whatever reason, it works amazingly well to kick colds and flus out of the system. Cheapest I've found is at Cost Plus.

JeanneTGC said:

Lady Jay, get some Red Tea. It's not really tea, it's a root, but they call it Red Tea and sell it in most of the specialty stores (like, well, Borders, B&N/Starbucks, Cost Plus, etc.). For whatever reason, it works amazingly well to kick colds and flus out of the system. Cheapest I've found is at Cost Plus.

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...or, just kick the cats out. It's probably an allergy.

Haggis said:

...or, just kick the cats out. It's probably an allergy.

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Probably an allergy to haggis or some food like that...

::hands over unopened tube of lip balm::

You don't want to know what happened to the Chap Stick. Trust me. RT.....whiskey.....waitresses....::shudders::....just don't ask.

Chaps. Chap stick. It all becomes erotic in the end. Or someplace else. Or wherever.

Mmm, rum-flavored chap stick. Good choice.