Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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CassandraW

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*decides Ricky and Sally Jessie need a piece too, so calls them*

*Almost forgot to call Jerry*

tee hee...Ricky and Sally Jessie need a piece!

With all due respect, Gilroy -- your pr0n idea sounds pretty lame.
 

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Not THAT kind of romance. There's other websites for that stuff.

That new girl got a nasty streak. And the toys to back it up.
 

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Hi guys - should we play Lady Gaga's Bad Romance for this one? *snickers
 

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Just because you jealous people with your sad, shallow, pathetic little lives don't understand a beautiful relationship when you see one...

Well, I'm sorry for you, that's all.

*founces off to find her sweet darling Haggis*
 

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Just because you jealous people with your sad, shallow, pathetic little lives don't understand a beautiful relationship when you see one...

Well, I'm sorry for you, that's all.

*founces off to find her sweet darling Haggis*


Thank you...



I think.
 

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*averts eyes*
*types without looking*
kelly is your avatar sitting on the can?
 

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Gah!

I mean, wft?

This would never happen in Kansas!
 

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Just because you jealous people with your sad, shallow, pathetic little lives don't understand a beautiful relationship when you see one...

Well, I'm sorry for you, that's all.

I, for one remember Leave it to Beaver.

I always loved that little beaver.
 

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don't listen to her, klm.

haggis is a tiny, helpless, and very old chihuahua.




eta: crazy too.






eta.v2: nasty




eta.v3: rotten from the inside out
but harmless.






eta.v4: smells a bit like biled cabbage



eta.v5: has a face like an old basket
And here it is, not even the end of the month and you're just begging for a new avatar.

At long last, cray, have you no shame?
 

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Get him, Haggis! Shmoo him! Oh, baby, do it for me!

I do so love to see you work. :heart:
 

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*shakes his head for the shame of it all. Poor Hag has fallen in with a bad crowd(of rasta-toes). He foresees trouble ahead for Hag, including some serious stuff that will likely end up on his PERMANENT RECORD*
 

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I'm sure Haggis has dealt with female dogs before. He can handle another bitch. Can't you Haggis?
 

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It's lucky I know how much my darlin' Haggis blurves me, or certain sniping little cretins might get me down.

:heart:
 

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Cass darlin, you can't deny you are presently a bitch in your avie, are you not? Only stating the obvious, my friend. :Hug2:

And I'd prefer to be called petit cretin, new girl.
 

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Hi folks. I'm starting a Gift Register for Haggis and Cassie. What suggestions do you have for it?
(Maybe not breakable items, hmm?)





Little? I'm six foot two inches, two hundred pounds of rompin' stompin' dynamite!


Ooooooooo la la.



*adjusts negligee*
 
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