Want an instant cure from ever eating lobster again? On the Discovery Channel (that my then toddler used to make me watch EVERY nature show with her) they showed the scientific madending episode that the lobster is the ocean's version of a cockroach...same family, just much bigger, and that we are simply eating a massive sized cockroach.
Now, I've put all kinds of things in my mouth--leave it alone, Woof--but NEVVAAHH will one of THOSE lobsterinos go in MY mouth again!!!
In the words of SpongBob: EVVAHH!
Now, don't you think THAT would make a great incentive towards our Save The Lobsters campaign?