Royalty for a Week, and Shameless The Rest of The Time (Volume III)
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Now why do you have to get him all excited like that? Hell, he'll knock us all down the stairs just trying to get down there.
All Hail Queen Night-Flyer. Geeze, I almost typed Knight Rider. I need sleep. 
Your gift:
Exotic muskoxen from the far north tundra.
Your gift:
Exotic muskoxen from the far north tundra.
wow! That's like a delicacy (sp?) for dragons! We'll have a great feast tomorrow night to celebrate. Until then I'll keep them with me in my chambers in case I need a late night snack.
Thank you, Princess LadyV. I grant you a goat or pig, take both! Take two of both! Hell, take all of them!
Thank you, Princess LadyV.
I grant you a goat or pig, take both! Take two of both! Hell, take all of them!
Goats.
Very large goats.
Hence, cousins.
yeah, well whatever. Too late now. Them thar is what's for dinner.
mm...BACON!!! And ham! And chops! This will go along nicely with bos' cousins. Thank you, Prince Charles.
Make yourself at home. sort of, we do want the castle still standing.
Make yourself at home. sort of, we do want the castle still standing.
Is that pronounced like Butch? Sounds a bit harsh for a girl, but it's your calf name her what you will.
I would've named her Dinner (in prep. for the future). So, I'm sure she likes Butch just fine.
I would've named her Dinner (in prep. for the future). So, I'm sure she likes Butch just fine.
Actually, I would say sheep. So closer than cousins.Goats.
Very large goats.
Hence, cousins.
From Wiki's article on Muskox
All I know is I am not going anywhere near the Queen's bedchambers--in fact that whole wing of the castle--until all those animals are gone and the place scrubbed and sanitized. They are called muskox for a reason, and being in close proximity to her Majesty for a late night snack in which they are on the menu is probably not improving the associated smells at all.
Good morning, my Queen.
Good morning, dear Royals.
I have a drs appt this morning. Just routine. I hope she doesn't try to stick me with any more additional scripts. I can't afford it and I am going to flat out refuse. The two meds I have to take tax my finances enough. What is it with drs anyway?
Thank you, Princess LadyV.
Yay! They're rather cute. I'm not sure I can eat either. I think I'll keep them as pets instead.
mm...BACON!!! And ham! And chops! This will go along nicely with bos' cousins. Thank you, Prince Charles.
Make yourself at home. sort of, we do want the castle still standing.
I'll leave all my splodin' stuff over at The Asylum . . . but . . if I break out the Jimmie Beam . . .well . . .
Hellooooo Royals. I forgot I was queen...:O But only for a wee moment.
Did I hear someone mention Jim Beam? That will go great with the musky oxen.
ooh, Welsh. Ireland gets along with Welsh, right? I have Irish roots and I just found out not long ago, also German. Who'd a thought? That's just my mom's side. On my dad's side, I have Spanish and Indian. Odd mixture, if'n you ask me.
Awwww, what a cute little goat and piggie, yeah, I wouldn't eat those. Well, at least not until they were grown and ugly.
(actually in RL I could never hurt an animal, I'd be hell on a farm. I name everything and you know- once you name them they are your friends for life)
Great breakfast, Duchess Ambrosia! Thank you. And no worries about the muskoxen, I finished those off last night. You really don't have to worry about posting breakfast for me, I can't get in here until the evening. But it does give the royals something to eat on all day.
Did I hear someone mention Jim Beam? That will go great with the musky oxen.
ooh, Welsh. Ireland gets along with Welsh, right? I have Irish roots and I just found out not long ago, also German. Who'd a thought? That's just my mom's side. On my dad's side, I have Spanish and Indian. Odd mixture, if'n you ask me.
Awwww, what a cute little goat and piggie, yeah, I wouldn't eat those. Well, at least not until they were grown and ugly.
(actually in RL I could never hurt an animal, I'd be hell on a farm. I name everything and you know- once you name them they are your friends for life)
Great breakfast, Duchess Ambrosia! Thank you. And no worries about the muskoxen, I finished those off last night.
You really don't have to worry about posting breakfast for me, I can't get in here until the evening. But it does give the royals something to eat on all day.
The breakfast will always be fresh for you, whenever you decide to get around to eating it, your Majesty.
Once you name them, as you sit around the dinner table, you go, "Boy, [insert name] tastes good."
Least that's what we do.
The breakfast will always be fresh for you, whenever you decide to get around to eating it, your Majesty.
Aw, no queen could ask for more. I'm at the marketplace all day, dealing with the royal pain in the asses.
Nice to come home to a hot, fresh meal and good friends. Once you name them, as you sit around the dinner table, you go, "Boy, [insert name] tastes good."
Least that's what we do.
As a dragon, I don't even name them.
...but IRL, show me a cow and I'll call him George, and pet him and love him, but I won't eat him. I can only eat critters that I don't know.
It's a new rule of the land! So no cooking your friends and family members!
wait
I may have to rethink this.
I have Scottish, Irish, German, Spanish,English, French and Dutch in me as well. And nobody is cooking my calf.
That's a motto we should all live by my Queen.
Only eat critters we don't know.
But wouldn't you rather eat something you know the provenance of?
Never know where those strange cuts of meat have come from.
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