*scampers up n-f's tail, along her back and nests in her ear*
Psssst! (whispers)Careful! I think it's a Borg squirrel.
I think she's plugging something in, in there. . . . . .
Admit it, you don't read the articles. You just get Squirrel Fancy for the pictures.
Err... Yeah. That's what I do with it.
And I have the fanciest nest of all.
*hands N-F a box of Extra Jumbo sized ear swabs*
You might need these.