Dear Cabbies:
We need to talk.
I'll always value what we've shared together. The good times, the bad, the laughter, the tears. But I think we both know we've been growing apart. Things just...got weird.
So I'm founcing. Forever.
It's not me, it's you. Also, it's William Haskins. Your'e all loosers, just like that click of high school girls who were always soooooo mean to me. And I'm a way better riter than all of you who waste all your time making vishus remarks about other poeple and they're work even tho you could'nt every rite anything yoreself. Millions of lurkers sent me emails, PMs, reppies and candygrams saying I was absolutely rite and they were glad someone finally had the courage to stand up to you jurks.
Blurve,
Cassandra
*subscribes to thread*
*founces*
*unfounces*
How was that? Better? I tried to keep it shorter that time, but I worked in William Haskins and the lurkers and the high school stuff. And I tried to put my own twist on it by starting with the whole "let 'em down easy" thing. And I only founced once because I think it's stronger that way.
Whaddaya think? Does it work? If you have time to do a line by line, that would be great, but I'd really appreciate any comments you critters have time to make! Thanks so much!
ETA:
Oh -- and the candygram thing. I really went back and forth on that one. I wanted to add a touch of humor, but is the candygram too cliche?