Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Wash the coins and the leprechaun before passing them around.

Hi Jay

Hi PD, Jay.

Jay, I hope nobody ever changes your avi. It's beautiful.

They won't. There'd be consequences, I think

One can only hope. So many evils seem to go unpunished these days.

Yes. And no.

I like your new waterskiing smiley.

Haggis said:

FIFY

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sixy

Jaycinth said:

Why are elephants blue?

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You'd be blue too if you knew you were going to be pregnant for three years.

parumpdragon said:

Yes. And no.

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I love a woman that can make up her mind.

GOOOOD MORNIN !!!

I feel ... Spaghetti !!

Jaycinth said:

I wouldn't be able to figure out how to switch it back.

Then I'd be mad.

And, quite frankly, I don't give a blue hog's spleen whether or not people will 'like me when I'm mad', or not.










I strive for the 'or not'.

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I'm confused. Is the hog blue or is the spleen blue?

Haggis said:

I'm confused. Is the hog blue or is the spleen blue?

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Need someone to exspleen that, huh?

Morning, Pd.

Haggis said:

I'm confused. Is the hog blue or is the spleen blue?

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I think spleen blue falls somewhere between dark blue and midnight blue. A spleen blue hog would be unusual...short of asphyxiating it.

Rolling Thunder said:

Need someone to exspleen that, huh?

Morning, Pd.

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I can't liver unless I find out.

Morning RT - hi guys.

I thought liver was purkle.

Haggis said:

I can't liver unless I find out.

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You'd liver just forer asking about blue hogs? You liviner today, or just before payday?

parumpdragon said:

Morning RT - hi guys.

I thought liver was purkle.

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I thought purkle was when you could see your nipples through a trench coat. Like...

"I wanted to liver but decided to stay cuz no dame could purkle like she could. I threw the asphyxiated hog on the plane like a wet rug in a Chinese laundry and jumped back in the cab."

You need to drink more often, Del.

Del said:

I thought purkle was when you could see your nipples through a trench coat. Like...

"I wanted to liver but decided to stay cuz no dame could purkle like she could. I threw the asphyxiated hog on the plane like a wet rug in a Chinese laundry and jumped back in the cab."

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ask if you want a line by line on that, but I'm not sure it can be improved upon.

I'd like some suggestions on the opening of my next crotch novel:

It was a match made in heaven. Laura was a true last-call beauty queen and Larry was voted least likely to get laid by his graduating class.

I'm particularly interesting in learning whether it is ok to open a story with 'It was'. I meant least likely to get laid at all, not neccesairily by his whole graduating class. Perhaps I could have worded that better ...

Del said:

I thought purkle was when you could see your nipples through a trench coat. Like...

"I wanted to liver but decided to stay cuz no dame could purkle like she could. I threw the asphyxiated hog on the plane like a wet rug in a Chinese laundry and jumped back in the cab."

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*gives up writing*

It was a match made in heaven -- seems very cliche.

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Rolling Thunder said:

It was a match made in heaven -- seems very cliche.

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How about...

It was a match made in the back room of a Taiwanese cocaine mill. Not a lot of class but more heat than a Turkish sauna on couples day.


ETA: I need more coffee

Laura's sexuality staggered into the room six steps ahead of her, while Larry's seemed to follow him like a child's pull-toy. But the fact they walked side-by-side as they entered the auditorium caught everyone's attention.