Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Snitchcat · Mar 10, 2012

I'm a humming bird.

Is this a rhetorical question?

Charles Farley · Mar 10, 2012

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When are you sure you're ready?

Snitchcat · Mar 10, 2012

I don't have to answer that.

Melon seed?

parumpdragon · Mar 10, 2012

I don't have any of those.

Apple seeds?

L.J. · Mar 10, 2012

I hope you're just going to plant them.

Don't they have arsenic in 'em?

L.J. · Mar 10, 2012

No, thanks.

Aren't your special brownies potent enough?

Don Evan Scott · Mar 10, 2012

Yes, very.

Isn't that why we like them?

swachski · Mar 10, 2012

They do take the edge off...

Where did all these edges come from anyway??

Don Evan Scott · Mar 10, 2012

I have no idea.

So the Earth really isn't round?

swachski · Mar 10, 2012

No, there are a lot of jaggy parts.

Don't fall off, k?

Don Evan Scott · Mar 10, 2012

K...

Where would I land?

L.J. · Mar 10, 2012

There's land in space?

Q & A

Don Evan Scott · Mar 10, 2012

There must be.

Where did you park your ship?

swachski · Mar 10, 2012

In the space between her posts.

Need landing gear?

Don Evan Scott · Mar 10, 2012

Yes.

What kind of gear does one need to land?

swachski · Mar 10, 2012

The kind with failsafes.

Time to put on the brakes?

Don Evan Scott · Mar 10, 2012

Sure.

No pictures of Hello Kitty on the brake pads, are there?

swachski · Mar 10, 2012

They do feel a little spongy.

Time to bleed them?

Don Evan Scott · Mar 10, 2012

YES!

Need a knife?

swachski · Mar 10, 2012

I will not take part in Hello Kitty murder.

Will leaches be less violent?

Don Evan Scott · Mar 10, 2012

Yes, but...

That's not still murder?

swachski · Mar 10, 2012

Yes, but the leaches will do time, not me.

Or would I be an accessory?

L.J. · Mar 10, 2012

You could use the leaches for accessories.

Earrings?

Snitchcat · Mar 11, 2012

Only if the perforations have enough space.

Anyone available to count sheep in the pig pens?

BeThatAsItMay · Mar 11, 2012

sheep count themselves

Who's got a big pen?