Can you drink Potatoes O'Brien?
If you put it in a blender with 750ml of Jameson, and, well, like...blend it.
Can you drink Potatoes O'Brien?
Yeah. Cass seems a bit lonely lately. She could probably use some... well, you know...
I've done that with children some times.If you put it in a blender with 750ml of Jameson, and, well, like...blend it.
Midol?
I've done that with children some times.
Yeah. Cass seems a bit lonely lately. She could probably use some... well, you know...
Midol?
And you, puppeh... I shoulda turned you into a Cass-erole when we got a divorce.
But actually, you got a point. I am very grumpy today. It's partly that I'm working on my synopsis. And it's partly the wildly conflicting advice I'm getting in SYW. Cut ALL set-up? Or add an ENTIRE FREAKING NEW FIRST CHAPTER of set-up? Or chuck the whole damn thing in a drawer and pretend I never saw it?
Anyway. I need some scotch. And some sexual innuendo. Lots and lots of sexual innuendo. And a whole lotta violence.
*reaches into thigh holsters, pulls out bottle of Laphroaig, some condoms, a can of whipped cream, and an Uzi.*
Well, yeah. I mean when you need it nothing's quite as good, you know?
Nice.
Take the advice you want. Don't take the advice you don't want.
Then drink scotch.
Nope. Ain't been there. I write short stories, not novels. Never wrote a query in my life. Do what you think makes sense. If it works, it works. Then you can drink scotch. If it doesn't work, you can drink scotch. Life's good either way.Ah, but at this point I'm swinging back and forth like [insert obscene testicle reference here], and wondering if, since everyone's so divided on it, the real problem is just that my manuscript stinks and my idea is unworkable. I had the same issue with my betas, so 'tisn't just SYW.
You've been there. Tell me you've been there. Lie if you have to.
Now THAT I can do. And isn't that why we're all here?
And you, puppeh... I shoulda turned you into a Cass-erole when we got a divorce.
But actually, you got a point. I am very grumpy today. It's partly that I'm working on my synopsis. And it's partly the wildly conflicting advice I'm getting in SYW. Cut ALL set-up? Or add an ENTIRE FREAKING NEW FIRST CHAPTER of set-up? Or chuck the whole damn thing in a drawer and pretend I never saw it?
Anyway. I need some scotch. And some sexual innuendo. Lots and lots of sexual innuendo. And a whole lotta violence.
*reaches into thigh holsters, pulls out bottle of Laphroaig, some condoms, a can of whipped cream, and an Uzi.*
Ah, but at this point I'm swinging back and forth like [insert obscene testicle reference here], and wondering if, since everyone's so divided on it, the real problem is just that my manuscript stinks and my idea is unworkable. I had the same issue with my betas, so 'tisn't just SYW.
You've been there. Tell me you've been there. Lie if you have to.
Now THAT I can do. And isn't that why we're all here?
*tosses trunk into Hudson River*