Matthew H Jones: single-handedly upholding the American stereotype.
Does this mean I need to get a top hat and monocle?
Does this mean I need to get a top hat and monocle?
Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)
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There's lots of them.
What more d'ya want to know?
Off topic: wow, I'd forgotten about this thread. This crime should never happen again.
What more d'ya want to know?
Off topic: wow, I'd forgotten about this thread. This crime should never happen again.
Everything!
Is it possible to answer that question differently without asking a question yourself?
Is it possible to answer that question differently without asking a question yourself?
I dropped them in the swamp and am trying to find them before the alligators bite me.
Why can't we magically make everyone in the world have one religious belief system so that there's no arguing or warring over it?
Why can't we magically make everyone in the world have one religious belief system so that there's no arguing or warring over it?
yes, obviously, because snakes don't have armpits.
Where does all the white go when snow melts?
Babies begin life as tadpoles, enter a 7-year molting pupae stage where they make silk and amber and jars of creamed squash and then finally emerge majestically as fully formed one-eyed one-horned flying turtle teacup eaters.
Whatever Happened to Baby's Mane?
Whatever Happened to Baby's Mane?
Because corners aren't exactly treasured destinations for unruly kids.
What happens when you interbreed a werewolf and a cyclops?
What happens when you interbreed a werewolf and a cyclops?
You get a giant capybara born with the malady mononucleolupus.
Why do Batman and Dracula have a jones for wearing capes?
Why do Batman and Dracula have a jones for wearing capes?
Because they can't grow beards.
Why does Rick Grimes in The Walking Dead always scream his son's name like he's having a bowel movement; "C-a-a-a-a-r-r-r-l-l-l-l!"
Why does Rick Grimes in The Walking Dead always scream his son's name like he's having a bowel movement; "C-a-a-a-a-r-r-r-l-l-l-l!"
No--Gina Carano kicking @$$ in a red dress.
If literary agents were super heroes, what powers would they possess?
If literary agents were super heroes, what powers would they possess?
Unparalleled ability to kill time without accomplishing anything!
How many short letters does it take to start a campfire?
How many short letters does it take to start a campfire?