I hate to tell you this but your husband is in Las Vegas doing things best left there. . .
Because I read your posting
PorterStarrByrd I decided not to keep my head in the sand one moment longer because to do so would be tantamount to slapping a sign with the word STUPID on my forehead or a sign with the words KICK ME on my rear so I decided to double-check our credit card receipts and I also decided to call to a certain hotel on the Las Vegas Strip disguising my voice of course because I was trying to be clandestine on the outside chance that you
PorterStarrByrd had ulterior motives for posting such a potentially damaging whatever-you-call-it and lo and behold what did I find out but that my husband and his "sweet and innocent brother" Joe (whom I shall now refer to as "THE GIMP" because he's a lying son-of-a you-know-what) were indeed in 'Sin City'
not because they wanted to bestow God's Bounty upon some poor saps who were down-on-their-luck because of
bad luck or because they foolishly gambled all of their money away but because they were "fooling around" with certain ladies of ill-repute who shall remain nameless because I have no problem with their chosen profession but I most certainly DO have a most serious problem with my husband or shall I say "soon-to-be-EX-husband" who thinks he's smarter than me and fooling me because he thinks I'm dippy or stupid or something because I believed him when he told me that cock-and-bull story about his brother giving away his lottery winnings because God told him to well I have news for you honey you ain't been to hell yet but you're about to pay a visit pretty darn close to there because I'm here to tell you that Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned and don't you dare ask me why I'm going to take you down baby take you down and squash you like the miserable bug you are because you already
know the reason why or should I say the MILLION reasons why it's because--