Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Milton Berle probably only had three original jokes in his career, and look how he did. :)

Okay, two at the most...
 

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Milton Berle probably only had three original jokes in his career, and look how he did. :)

Okay, two at the most...
Yeah, but half the time he dressed like a woman so it sort of doubled the number. Kind of. Maybe.

I don't think Uncle Miltie would go over so well nowadays.
 

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Oo, Ang.

Woocha know it, was just gonna post a um...note while y'all were..um, anywho...


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Milton Berle kilt the thread!

*walks in with plate of koeksisters*
*sees thread dwindling while wearing kilt*
*starts CPR on thread*
For the love of cray, don't you die on me, thread!
*thread faintly stirs*
*feeds thread koeksisters, while plotting revenge against Milton*
 

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Ha!

You're a saffer!

I totally knew that.
 

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Pffft. I do that for all the girls. Haggis and cray think their's are adorable.
 

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Haggis and... there's a mental image I didn't need.
*rushes off to find brain bleach behind bar*
 

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I think the red, white and blue matches their eyes.
 

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:Wha:

I see your koeksisters and raise you one melktert!

So.

MAM is a Brit? A paddy? A saffer?

This almost belongs in the mystery/thriller/suspense forum.

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I know!

She keeps trying to pretend she's a Brit (and frankly, who can blame her?), but she's really a saffer!

The koeksisters gave it away!

Die waarheid is daar buite!
 

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I know!

She keeps trying to pretend she's a Brit (and frankly, who can blame her?), but she's really a saffer!

The koeksisters gave it away!

Die waarheid is daar buite!

I do not pretend I'm a Brit. Just let you draw your own conclusions...

No idea the silent one knew Afrikaans... *must proceed with caution*

Hi Gail :)
 

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Hey Haggis ... I found this in the spitoon.

As you can see, it fits me nicely, but should I return it to Cass?

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She keeps her spare toes on her bra?

That's rough.
 

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I'm terribly sorry, Porter, but Jaycinth came in late last night and disposed of all the spittoons in the place. She's outlawed them. Banned them. Barred them. And anything that might have been inside them too. No more spittoons. Nada. Zilch.

What's that you were saying?
 

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:roll:

As long as he isn't finding dead bodies, all is good.

Anyway, Haggis hid them too well to be found...
 

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A man walks into a bar. He sees Cass, smartly dressed perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says: "Hi there good looking, how's it going?"

She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it." He says: "No kidding?, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"
 
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