Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

regdog · May 30, 2012

And then some

Silent Rob · May 30, 2012

Ewe.

But how does Sister Mary Haggis do that rosary thing now that the beads are like, well...yanno

PorterStarrByrd · May 30, 2012

Just licks em off first ... no worse than some of the other stuff that slides througha chuey esophogas.

Angie · May 30, 2012

We do not want to hear the phrase "do that rosary thing" in this context, JarMuppet.

Honeybug · May 30, 2012

Damnation!!

Can't go away for a week 'n the whole cabbie falls to pieces!

Holy Shizznits Haggis, they've converted ya!!

*pulls blinders over eyes*

*grabs book of spells*

*chants*

Haggis · May 30, 2012

Honeybug said:
Damnation!!

Can't go away for a week 'n the whole cabbie falls to pieces!

Holy Shizznits Haggis, they've converted ya!!

*pulls blinders over eyes*

*grabs book of spells*

*chants*

Why, thank you HB. It's nice to see that SOMEONE cared.

*snif*

Silent Rob · May 30, 2012

Your eyes look particularly beady today, haggis.

cray · May 30, 2012

*prescribes haggis thyroid medication.*

PorterStarrByrd · May 30, 2012

Cray, can you grab those rosary beads for me ..?

cray · May 30, 2012

...i'll need a scalpel.

Honeybug · May 30, 2012

Haggis said:
Why, thank you HB. It's nice to see that SOMEONE cared.

*snif*

Yeppers!!! 'N I still got the magic touch!

Haggis · May 30, 2012

cray said:
*prescribes haggis thyroid medication.*

cray said:
...i'll need a scalpel.

You're no doctor. You don't even have a sphygmomanometer.

cray · May 30, 2012

no fair.
there is no family friendly reply to that post, haggis.

Silent Rob · May 30, 2012

Haggis said:
You're no doctor. You don't even have a sphygmomanometer.

cray said:
no fair.
there is no family friendly reply to that post, haggis.

You could tell him that you no longer have one on account of pumping it so hard?

Angie · May 30, 2012

*reports post*

regdog · May 30, 2012

Silent Rob said:
You could tell him that you no longer have one on account of pumping it so hard?

Haggis · May 30, 2012

That's disgusting.

True, but disgusting.

Rolling Thunder · May 30, 2012

You do know you're supposed to wrap that device around your arm, right?

cray · May 30, 2012

some doctor you are, rt.
pffft.

Rolling Thunder · May 30, 2012

Speaking of playing doctor, your mom says hello, cray.

Silent Rob · May 30, 2012

So that's where cray's sphygmomanometer is! His mom has it.

Does this mean you're sick, rt?

:roll:

Stupid question.

PorterStarrByrd · May 30, 2012

Anyone consulting either Cray or Haggis for medical advice should also be seeing a psychiatrist regularly.

parumpdragon · May 30, 2012

Did everyone leave?

Haggis · May 30, 2012

Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

Shaddup and lemme think.

The Scavengers

Riff-Raff

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

Shaddup and lemme think.

Working my way up!

Evil, undead Chihuahua

Riff-Raff

Superior Life form

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

Superior Life form

Working my way up!

Evil, undead Chihuahua

Superior Life form

Riff-Raff

Shaddup and lemme think.

The Scavengers

Evil, undead Chihuahua

Superior Life form

Riff-Raff

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

I sometimes hiccup fire

Evil, undead Chihuahua