The "I'm sorry" thread

kenthepen · Jan 29, 2013

You shouldn't have put it on my chair as I was sitting down.

I'm sorry the chair is so uncomfortable, but...

druid12000 · Jan 29, 2013

...if you remove the cat before sitting down next time, it should be much better.

I'm sorry my friend called you a dullard, but...

Robbert · Jan 29, 2013

...don't take it personally.

I'm sorry I sneaked out through the back door and then turned the ignition key by mistake, but...

druid12000 · Jan 29, 2013

...your daughter's piano recital was making me cringe.

I'm sorry your son wrecked his new bicycle, but...

WriterWho · Jan 29, 2013

. . . at least he was wearing a helmet.

I'm sorry you hit your own car with the baseball bat when I ducked, but . . .

druid12000 · Jan 29, 2013

...the insurance check is free money when I don't have the dent repaired.

I'm sorry I told you the wrong address for your interview, but...

CDSinex · Jan 29, 2013

I really wanted that job.

I'm sorry you weren't invited to your office Super Bowl party at the boss's house, but ...

kenthepen · Jan 29, 2013

...you should blame your ignorance of football combined with your insistence on yelling "Go, Dodgers, Go!"

I'm sorry you missed the NFL pro bowl, but...

Michel_Cayer · Jan 29, 2013

... you don't really like football anyways and I made a lot of money scalping the tickets.

I'm sorry you find me repulsive but...

S. L. Saboviec · Jan 29, 2013

... cutting my toenails is against my religion.

I'm sorry I ate the last doughnut but ...

kenthepen · Jan 29, 2013

...I left the liver sausage for you.

I'm sorry I don't have any sweets, but...

WriterWho · Jan 29, 2013

. . . Hershey isn't the only one who perfected a kiss.

I'm sorry I snored at the ballet, but . . .

me-a-monsteR · Jan 30, 2013

my classical tastes are limited to watching sock puppet shows held by homeless people.

I'm sorry your pet snake died, but...

me-a-monsteR · Jan 30, 2013

I was busy eating an ice-cream cone.

I'm sorry I kicked that dog while it was down, but...

Robbert · Jan 30, 2013

...I do hope your cats will be less vicious.

I'm sorry not to have given you a hand with the groceries, but...

WriterWho · Jan 30, 2013

. . . the couch is so comfortable.

I'm sorry you're hungry, but . . .

kenthepen · Jan 30, 2013

...you'll have to make yourself a macaroni sammich, 'cause I didn't do the grocerue chopping.

I'm sorry there's no cheese powder, but...

S. L. Saboviec · Jan 30, 2013

... my ferret got into the cupboard.

I'm sorry I gave you the finger, but ...

druid12000 · Jan 30, 2013

...I don't know anyone else I trust to hide it for me.

I'm sorry the ransom demands weren't met on time, but...

kenthepen · Jan 30, 2013

...the bank finally agreed to an extension on my loan.

I'm sorry my finances are a mess, but...

S. L. Saboviec · Jan 30, 2013

... I'm a doctor, not an accountant, Jim!

I'm sorry to leave your brothel in such a mess, but ...

druid12000 · Jan 30, 2013

...by the look on these faces I'm thinking I can come back anytime

I'm sorry someone stole your iguana, but...

kenthepen · Jan 30, 2013

...my kitchen is now nearly vermin-free!

I'm sorry you saw a rat, but...

Liralen · Jan 30, 2013

what did you expect, taking a trip to D.C. and touring the capital?

I'm sorry your wife's had that headache all this time, but . . .

Komnena · Jan 30, 2013

think of all the self- discipline you'll learn practicing celibacy.

I'm sorry I put the mice in the elephant pen but

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