Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

Sure. Would you prefer the Fancy Feast chicken and tuna, or the Fancy Feast salmon. Both are delicious.*


*So I've heard.

alleycat said:

Sure. Would you prefer the Fancy Feast chicken and tuna, or the Fancy Feast salmon. Both are delicious.*


*So I've heard.

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I was kind of hoping that it was just tuna day...

eggs and bacon would be really cool, too and maybe a slice of pie. okay, the pie may be pushing it

Pie all gone. :-(

Good morning, house of behaving kee-kats.



Well, it was the house of behaving kee-kats - for like a nanosecond back there.

Then it got back to normal.

I like normal.



How are you hotties doing?

*goes back to try and find when the cat behaved*


good day, Gail It's almost cool right now, but I'll be a hottie soon.

Cat fed. Cat petted. Now cat asleep beside me. She got up about 30 minutes ago so it's time for another nap. Life can be so tiring.

zzzzzzzzzzzzz...what?

Almost my bedtime...

Almost my lunchtime.

*twirls moustachio*

good mornin' dears! How are you guys? Hope doin' well and have a super day. s!

night-flyer said:

ETA: Yay for internet service. Are you enjoying your visit, Cliff?

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It's been alright... I miss my guitar (I only bought it 3 weeks ago!) and I've got nothing done, but yeah, it's been alright.

I've pretty much run out of things to say to dad and stepmum. I'm not very conversational. Within the first 24 hours, I'd brought them up to speed on everything going on in my life. So the next 24 hours were kind of... dull, me-wise.

I've been drinking way too much soda though. They basically have alcohol, tea and coffee, and soda, pretty much. I don't drink alcohol or tea, so it's been coffee and soda.

I try not to drink soda anyway, but it's the only option, unless I feel like having 10 coffees a day.

/drink-ramble

Cliff Face said:

It's been alright... I miss my guitar (I only bought it 3 weeks ago!) and I've got nothing done, but yeah, it's been alright.

I've pretty much run out of things to say to dad and stepmum. I'm not very conversational. Within the first 24 hours, I'd brought them up to speed on everything going on in my life. So the next 24 hours were kind of... dull, me-wise.

I've been drinking way too much soda though. They basically have alcohol, tea and coffee, and soda, pretty much. I don't drink alcohol or tea, so it's been coffee and soda.

I try not to drink soda anyway, but it's the only option, unless I feel like having 10 coffees a day.

/drink-ramble

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hmm...I thought that was all there was to drink in life...

Maybe you should caper and do jazz hands for the next 24hrs, yanno to liven things up. It seems to work for the muppet.

Susie said:

good mornin' dears! How are you guys? Hope doin' well and have a super day. s!

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Good morning, Susie. The sun is rising, or is that just you glowing from chocolate happiness? Either way, you always brighten my day.

I'm not sure how much of this I can take.

Somebody might get turned in to . . .

yeah, I just want to grab him and wrestle him to the ground.

oh wait, that didn't sound right. Someone get the potato gun instead.

This calls for more than a potato gun.

I think we have a few ICBMs we're not using.

Cliff Face said:

unless I feel like having 10 coffees a day.

/drink-ramble

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I fail to see your problem here....

Goodnight, funners and you floozies, too.

*grabs all the coffee and runs*

Hello and Good Mornight.

Last night I dreamt that I broke into a hospital after working hours and went from office to office stealing birthday cakes.
You people are bad influence.

*passes Poopsie the fly swatter*

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Peek-A-Boo Kitty!

night-flyer said:

And I thought I was all alone in here...

good morning AC, is the coffee ready?

Good day, andreea, or night, whichever it may be there. Good to see you.

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It's day here. In fact it's almost time to go from work. And it's good too see you too.

alleycat said:

I just made the coffee. And fed the cat.

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You're making coffee BEFORE feeding the cat???? What is this world come to????

S'okay. Laugh.


My time will come.


I'm learning Photoshop as we speak.


Either that or epistles at dawn.