Psst... Reg's avatar just reached a hand out of the screen and beckoned me in. Does that mean Reg is hitting on me?
Edited to add:
And Porter's avatar is... Well, for one thing, it might be illegal in Germany. See, while bestiality is totally legal in Germany, zoophilia pornography is illegal. So, like, the Muppet can do whatever he likes to bunnies and chickens as long as he doesn't take a picture of it. Interesting, huh? I've been looking for an opportunity to work that into the conversation.
Though, actually, now that I think of it, Porter's avatar doesn't involve a human. So maybe it's not illegal in Germany -- would have to take a closer look at the statute. However, the avatar is annoying, so it violates that Arizona bill.
*arrests Porter; decides to work out the details later*