Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)
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Aliens have landed on the sun. This has pissed it off and it's therefore trying to burn them to a crisp.
When will it rain in California?
When will it rain in California?
So they can get more material to feed the family gossip mill.
Why would anyone ever drink decaf coffee?
Why would anyone ever drink decaf coffee?
So that the makers of NoDoz would have a caffeine source for their products.
Why is there never any shortage of stupidity?
Why is there never any shortage of stupidity?
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Real professionals have no need to 'act' professional, because they are the real deal. However, they have been known to act like idiots.
Who invented the mathematical value of pi, and for what purpose?
Who invented the mathematical value of pi, and for what purpose?
I did, because I wanted to. My reason is of a personal nature.
Why are some spiders so hell-bent on inviting themselves into your house?
Why are some spiders so hell-bent on inviting themselves into your house?
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Because no one ever thinks to invite them anywhere, that's why. So they get even by hiding on the wall behind the shower curtain, just waiting for someone like you to move that curtain and step in! All they want is to be asked out once in a while. Is that too much tro ask? They're not even expecting to be asked upstairs afterward - and maybe get lucky. Just a simple night out is all they want.
Do we each really have a guardian angel assigned?
Do we each really have a guardian angel assigned?
Not if he was supremely confident in the existence of guardian angels, I suppose.
How can I cut another ten thousand words from my novel?
How can I cut another ten thousand words from my novel?
With a maniacal laugh and scissors/liberal usage of the delete button.
Anyone want to take the bins out for me?
Anyone want to take the bins out for me?
I don't think so.
What have you bin drinking? *self high-five accompanied by a deep sense of self-appreciation.*
What have you bin drinking? *self high-five accompanied by a deep sense of self-appreciation.*
I don't remember really...the bartender kept on pouring.
Have they invented time travel yet?
Have they invented time travel yet?
Meet up back here two days ago and let's see.
*backreads thread*
Nope.
Where'd you put the keys?
*backreads thread*
Nope.
Where'd you put the keys?
Your future self says yes, and thank you.
Why can't you really freeze your butt off when you're cold?
Why can't you really freeze your butt off when you're cold?
Well, Sunshine is a clever girl. She doesn't want to be fed. She wants to hunt.
Wasn't it crazy when the kids were hiding in the kitchen and Sunshine figured out the doorknob? Wait... Or, was that a raptor?
Wasn't it crazy when the kids were hiding in the kitchen and Sunshine figured out the doorknob? Wait... Or, was that a raptor?
That raptor was overdue for a mani-pedi.
Whose looking forward to the next installment of the movie franchise?
Whose looking forward to the next installment of the movie franchise?
