Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

MrYikes · May 17, 2012

They would begin drinking tomato milk shakes.

Does the train stop here?

LadyA · May 17, 2012

No, it stops there.

When was half past two?

kenthepen · May 17, 2012

When that train pulls partly past the duo waiting at the depot.

Have I been left at the station again?

Michael Myers · May 17, 2012

Maybe your collar is too tight.

Why perchance to dream? Just do it.

swachski · May 17, 2012

I didn't know Nike made brain collars.

Will they jog your memory?

Don Evan Scott · May 17, 2012

Yes.

But how?

kenthepen · May 17, 2012

Electrical impulses.

But I don't jog, why should my brain?

swachski · May 17, 2012

It's good to exercise your rights, and lefts (hemispheres, that is).

Don't want a flabby brain, do we now?

kenthepen · May 17, 2012

Sounds an awful lot like boxing to me.

Better flabby than battered and bruised?

swachski · May 17, 2012

Now it sounds like you're making banana bread.

Is that oven turned on yet?

kenthepen · May 17, 2012

No, but I am.

Did you ever see that dirty-joke banana bread recipe?

swachski · May 17, 2012

I'm guessing it's not in the church fundraiser cookbook.

How apeeling is the joke?

(okay, that even made me groan)

kenthepen · May 17, 2012

It was pretty randy for my 12-year-old self.

Isn't that epic, not biblical?

Jehhillenberg · May 18, 2012

Ummmm.....

what's going on here?

Silent Rob · May 18, 2012

Nothing. Just chillin'.

Wasuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?

Silent Rob · May 18, 2012

You can do that with a whole country?

Q&A

LadyA · May 18, 2012

If it's a dodgy '70s mustard colour.

But what if it's stolen?

PorterStarrByrd · May 18, 2012

Heaven only knows

will it scare the rest of us?

MrYikes · May 18, 2012

When you're inside the balloon looking out, you must hold your breath to see clearly.

Should I take the dog with me?

swachski · May 18, 2012

If you don't mind him slobbering on the balloon.

Does Pavlov need a new test subject?

kenthepen · May 18, 2012

He'll have to wait for the drugs wear off.

Do you have to poke both eyes out for a double blind test?

Michael Myers · May 18, 2012

Nah, you just need a partner and then shut lights off.

Left hand, or right?

kenthepen · May 18, 2012

I'm adept with either hand, but slightly more lefthanded.

Hopefully Pavlov won't assign partners, but let us choose our own?

LadyA · May 18, 2012

If he does, choose me - I'm left-handed too *lefties unite*

Is it true that left handed people are inherently evil?

swachski · May 18, 2012

I think that would be ambidontrous

All thumbs?