Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

swachski · Jan 9, 2012

Oh, I can go all the way.

Er, what's it up to now?

swachski · Jan 9, 2012

Yes, write them backwards and upside down.

Then pass them in class?

Don Evan Scott · Jan 9, 2012

Definitely.

The teacher's not looking, right?

swachski · Jan 9, 2012

I think the teacher is taking another break in the lounge.

Ever been in one of those mythical places?

Don Evan Scott · Jan 9, 2012

Yes.

Didn't you know I used to teach?

swachski · Jan 9, 2012

I was not privy to that information.

Did you have a teacher's pet?

Don Evan Scott · Jan 9, 2012

No.

Didn't they all just throw things at me?

swachski · Jan 9, 2012

Kids these days.

Did you throw things back?

Don Evan Scott · Jan 9, 2012

I started it.

Probably a bad idea?

swachski · Jan 9, 2012

Nah, I'm sure they deserved it.

School of Hard Knocks?

L.J. · Jan 9, 2012

Sure.

Is that why you're the Walmart security guard now?

Don Evan Scott · Jan 9, 2012

Oh yea!

Can I see that receipt please, so I can put a circle on it randomly in orange highlighter?

swachski · Jan 9, 2012

*Hands Don a receipt from the dry cleaners.*

Do you even bother to look at those things?

Don Evan Scott · Jan 9, 2012

Thank you for shopping!

Have a nice day?

L.J. · Jan 9, 2012

You didn't mean that...

Did you?

swachski · Jan 9, 2012

It sounded sincere to me.

What do you think he really wants to say?

Don Evan Scott · Jan 9, 2012

Get the hell out of my store

Can't you see I don't care if you stole a 46 inch TV?

swachski · Jan 9, 2012

There's the Walmart spirit we've cultivated!

Is that the secret to their success?

Don Evan Scott · Jan 9, 2012

That, or...

The $7 an hour we pay them?

swachski · Jan 9, 2012

We only pay them if we actually shop there.

Or does it come out of the general fund?

Don Evan Scott · Jan 9, 2012

I don't think so.

Is Walmart a state agency now?

L.J. · Jan 9, 2012

It turns into the State Institute for the Criminally Insane on Black Friday...

Doesn't it?

Don Evan Scott · Jan 9, 2012

It does.

Weren't you the lady with the mace?

L.J. · Jan 9, 2012

Your eyes still stinging?

Q & A

swachski · Jan 9, 2012

Those things are lethal!

Or are you not talking about that medieval weapon?