Scenes from a hat!

Lavern08 · Sep 18, 2012

2. Liver and onions.

archerjoe · Sep 18, 2012

3. Leftover candy from last year.

There's a bowl of it right now where I work

sciencewarrior · Sep 18, 2012

4. Jack Chick's Halloween tracts

druid12000 · Sep 19, 2012

5. Fried sheep testicles

Doomed Hollywood movie sequels

archerjoe · Sep 19, 2012

1. Friday the 13th in Space: Jar Jar Vorbinks

druid12000 · Sep 19, 2012

2. Babe: Pigs With Guns

Williebee · Sep 19, 2012

3. Wuthering Depths.

sciencewarrior · Sep 19, 2012

4. Titanic 2: Panic in the Hindenburg

Diver · Sep 19, 2012

4. National Lampoon's Kramer vs Aliens

Diver · Sep 19, 2012

Ops. sciencewarrior beat me to it.

Next scene: Fusion cuisine you better avoid

druid12000 · Sep 19, 2012

1. Mexican Fajitas filled with Icelandic Cod.

Williebee · Sep 19, 2012

2. Nuclear Pop Rocks.

druid12000 · Sep 19, 2012

3. Saline drip and Jello.

poetinahat · Sep 19, 2012

4. Szechuan Haggis

druid12000 · Sep 19, 2012

5. My mother's 'asparagus surprise' and anything else on the planet.

Phrases to avoid when meeting the Pope

Lavern08 · Sep 20, 2012

1. You're not really the anti-christ, are you?

druid12000 · Sep 20, 2012

2. I have to say, you are a handsome man and you really fill out that robe, if ya know what I mean *nudge, nudge*. What are you doing later?

Kaiser-Kun · Sep 20, 2012

3. Wow, you totally ripped-off the KKK with that hat.

strictlytopsecret · Sep 20, 2012

4. Can I take the Pope-mobile for a spin?

druid12000 · Sep 20, 2012

5. Is it true that Jesus had a wife?

Mitt Romney's top five why he is better than everyone.

Williebee · Sep 20, 2012

1. "Reasons? Well, let's see. I've got one million, two million, three million..."

poetinahat · Sep 20, 2012

2. Was into Pokemon before it was cool

sciencewarrior · Sep 21, 2012

3. Was the only young American in France not having wild, unprotected sex during the Summer of Love.

Lavern08 · Sep 21, 2012

4. Uh, excuse me, have you seen my hair?

sciencewarrior · Sep 25, 2012

5. Ain't need that many reasons. He's just better.

Things you should never say to break the ice with your future in-laws.

Scenes from a hat!

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

It's alive!

You're out of your tree...

You're out of your tree...

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

It's alive!

keyboard crawler

keyboard crawler

You're out of your tree...

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

You're out of your tree...

say it loud

You're out of your tree...

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

You're out of your tree...

!

practical experience, FTW

You're out of your tree...

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

say it loud

It's alive!

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

It's alive!