*stares off into the middle distance*
*imagines haggis and qw walking hand in hand on the beach as the sun sets over the sea.*
*imagines haggis and qw walking hand in hand on the beach as the sun sets over the sea.*
Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip
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Knew it - that's why I posted it.
Aw - thanks Haggis. Now where do I get a sunset and what does it have to do with books?
Sheesh.
2 more rejection letters - each 45mins after the queries were sent.
Is there some kind of new rejection system? Is it timed now or something?
*Maybe they take polls to see how long they should take to keep your hopes up but not to ultimately crush your dreams - so peeps will keep submitting at the end of the day.
2 more rejection letters - each 45mins after the queries were sent.
Is there some kind of new rejection system? Is it timed now or something?
*Maybe they take polls to see how long they should take to keep your hopes up but not to ultimately crush your dreams - so peeps will keep submitting at the end of the day.
Sheesh.
2 more rejection letters - each 45mins after the queries were sent.
Is there some kind of new rejection system? Is it timed now or something?
*Maybe they take polls to see how long they should take to keep your hopes up but not to ultimately crush your dreams - so peeps will keep submitting at the end of the day.
ETA: Added post I was responding to.
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You big softie
You gotta read Stew's book to find your sunset.
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Sheesh.
2 more rejection letters - each 45mins after the queries were sent.
Is there some kind of new rejection system? Is it timed now or something?
*Maybe they take polls to see how long they should take to keep your hopes up but not to ultimately crush your dreams - so peeps will keep submitting at the end of the day.
Perhaps they find humor in all the people writhing in pain from the instant rejection system...
Course, they could be offering weiners too...
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If that's any indication of how you migrate, it's no wonder you wound up in the desert.
Wha... Call me optimistic but it's always somebodies sunset.
*hurls body into bar*
Arghhh!!!
We've been having thunder storms since just before 4pm this afternoon. I had to unplug everything. Hopefully the last flash of lightning has just gone over the horizon.
*breathes in fetid air of animal ... whatever it is you've been doing*
---(expletive deleted) .. I really missed this place!
There was no sunset here today.
Arghhh!!!
We've been having thunder storms since just before 4pm this afternoon. I had to unplug everything. Hopefully the last flash of lightning has just gone over the horizon.
*breathes in fetid air of animal ... whatever it is you've been doing*
---(expletive deleted) .. I really missed this place!
There was no sunset here today.
If that's any indication of how you migrate, it's no wonder you wound up in the desert.
What's wrong with the desert, Haggis? Not enough trees, lamp posts, fire hydrants...?
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Yesh - and it's at least 75 degrees in the southwest today
Not for penguins.
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Yes, I do leg lifts
as well as sit ups, pull ups, deep knee bends and jumping jacks.
I am a MACHINE!!! HAHAhahahaha
I am lean and mean
A sight to be seen
and I'm cute too.
as well as sit ups, pull ups, deep knee bends and jumping jacks.
I am a MACHINE!!! HAHAhahahaha
I am lean and mean
A sight to be seen
and I'm cute too.
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Del was walking down the boardwalk one day when he caught the scent of fresh baked bread in the air. The smell pulled him toward a bakery where he saw a fat man standing in front of an oven, pulling out a fresh batch of rolls. Del waddled in, approached the fat man and said, "Hey, ya got any bread?"
The fat man grimaced and responded, "No."
Non-plussed, Del took a couple of steps and said, "Hey, ya gotta any bread?"
The fat man turned and glared at the seagull and repeated, a little louder this time, "No!"
Del shook his tail feathers, flapped his wings a couple of times and looked back up at the fat man. "Hey, ya got any bread?" he asked.
The fat man picked up a rolling pin and lifted it above his head. He pinched one eye shut and said, "No! I don't have any goddam bread! Don't ask me that again or I'm going to nail your beak to the boardwalk and leave you there to die!"
Without even wincing, Del asked, "Hey, got any nails?"
The fat man screamed, "NO!"
Del said, "Hey, ya got any bread?"
Thank you! Thank you and goodnight!
The fat man grimaced and responded, "No."
Non-plussed, Del took a couple of steps and said, "Hey, ya gotta any bread?"
The fat man turned and glared at the seagull and repeated, a little louder this time, "No!"
Del shook his tail feathers, flapped his wings a couple of times and looked back up at the fat man. "Hey, ya got any bread?" he asked.
The fat man picked up a rolling pin and lifted it above his head. He pinched one eye shut and said, "No! I don't have any goddam bread! Don't ask me that again or I'm going to nail your beak to the boardwalk and leave you there to die!"
Without even wincing, Del asked, "Hey, got any nails?"
The fat man screamed, "NO!"
Del said, "Hey, ya got any bread?"
Thank you! Thank you and goodnight!
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