Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

Oh, damn. DD #1 is going to have her dog put down. The dog suffered some kind of stroke; the dog hasn't been normal for the past few months anyway.

RichardGarfinkle said:

You know life ain't easy for a bunny named Stew.

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Someone here used to have two parrots. I nicknamed them Plump and Juicy.

alleycat said:

Oh, damn. DD #1 is going to have her dog put down. The dog suffered some kind of stroke; the dog hasn't been normal for the past few months anyway.

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Sorry, ac. That's always sad.

alleycat said:

Someone here used to have two parrots. I nicknamed them Plump and Juicy.

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What did they nickname you?


ROAR

Silent Rob said:

What did they nickname you?

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Chef.

Sounds like the beginning of a beautiful fiendship!

ROAR

Uh-oh, it looks like Rob is pretending to be a dinosaur again.

*pretends to be a mammal*

Watch out for ac and his skillet pan!

*capers*

Will Alleycat cook me up some onions? I want onions. A lot.

No, he'll cook you up with some onions.

But that's ok, seeing how you like them so much!

Everybody's a wiener!

*jazz hands*

But will I ruin the flavor the onions? I bathe myself in garlic, I'll have you know.

No one complains about my breath after that.

alleycat said:

Oh, damn. DD #1 is going to have her dog put down. The dog suffered some kind of stroke; the dog hasn't been normal for the past few months anyway.

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Oh noes! I'm sorry, give your DD #1 a big hug!!!

Ambrosia said:

Night Flyer, you will never know what your car is actually worth without looking it up on Kelly Blue Book or on Edmunds. Frankly, I would look it up on both if I were selling a car. Just remember those numbers are guidelines, so a person may offer you more or less than the actual numbers given. You have to decide what you want for the car and how long you are willing to wait to get it.

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Blue book came up with 2000 for fair condition, it might be in good condition- not sure. 2500 for good. No where close to the offered $700.

Thanks Ambrosia!!

May be a change of game plan, though. A friend of my brother needs an airconditioner for his and his wife's bedroom (summer is brutally hot here makes it hard to sleep at night w/o the air running), and I have a small unit in my room. So, I was thinking of offering a bundle package.

My tv, airconditioner, and computer. That way I can keep my car to get to and fro work and around and still get the money for the mortgage. My brother is suppose to run it by him tomorrow.

Good news, I keep my car and pay the bloodsuckers.

Bad news, I lose you guys.

alleycat said:

Oh, damn. DD #1 is going to have her dog put down. The dog suffered some kind of stroke; the dog hasn't been normal for the past few months anyway.

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So sorry. It's the hardest thing to have to do. Even if it's for the best, it's always just so sad.

Guardian.

ugh. Got to go to work, wish the muppet lived here, I'd send him in my place. He could caper and prance around the customers.That would be great payback for some of the rude ones.

Duchessmary said:

I'm sorry AC. Is this the poor guy that ended up stuck in a table or something?

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Yeah, she's been getting stuck in all sorts of places lately. DD finally bought a big cage to keep her in during the day.

This is her taking a nap.

Duchessmary said:

Yeah, what's up with some people whose avatars were spared??

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Pffffft.

Even Suze won't mess with someone who is a "close personal friend" of Don Vito Corleone.

alleycat said:

Yeah, she's been getting stuck in all sorts of places lately. DD finally bought a big cage to keep her in during the day.

This is her taking a nap.

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She's so pretty. Poor puppy dog. How old is she, AC?

Lavern08 said:

Pffffft.

Even Suze won't mess with someone who is a "close personal friend" of Don Vito Corleone.

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Doggie looks so peaceful and very good-lookin'! s

Like I told verny, I wouldn't even mess with a calzone (pizza!)

night-flyer said:

She's so pretty. Poor puppy dog. How old is she, AC?

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I'm not exactly sure. She would have to be older than 15; Heather had the dog before I met her.

She was always so active until about a year ago.

Lavern08 said:

Pffffft.

Even Suze won't mess with someone who is a "close personal friend" of Don Vito Corleone.

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I knew it! The Uncle Vito connection!

Should we jail Susie?

alleycat said:

Should we jail Susie?

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Yep.

I've got the perfect place for her.




And there's room for Howie too.