"How odd," said Sir Oswald, enchanted,
"You have more of these than our aunt did. “
“Yet Uncle Octavian
Got his whilst caving"
“That pot-holing ****er.” he bantered
There was trifle all over her face
Which seemed the appropriate place
For her outrageous faux pas,
She simply said, "Ha!"
And strolled away at a unhurried pace
Why do screaming chefs make for TV?
Are they all motivated by envy?
They do break many eggs.
And empty many kegs
For my taste, they're just too assaulty.
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