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Kerlee

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Sir Oswald Sebastian deWynter
discovered an odd looking splinter
 

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Sir Oswald Sebastian deWynter
discovered an odd looking splinter
but his Greek cousin
 

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Sir Oswald Sebastian deWynter
discovered an odd looking splinter
but his Greek cousin
had over a dozen
 

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"How odd," said Sir Oswald, enchanted,
"You have more of these than our aunt did. “
“Yet Uncle Octavian”
 

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"How odd," said Sir Oswald, enchanted,
"You have more of these than our aunt did. “
“Yet Uncle Octavian
Got his whilst caving"
 

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"How odd," said Sir Oswald, enchanted,
"You have more of these than our aunt did. “
“Yet Uncle Octavian
Got his whilst caving"
“That pot-holing ****er.” he bantered



There was trifle all over her face
 

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There was trifle all over her face
Which seemed the appropriate place
 

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There was trifle all over her face
Which seemed the appropriate place
For her outrageous faux pas,
She simply said, "Ha!"
 

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There was trifle all over her face
Which seemed the appropriate place
For her outrageous faux pas,
She simply said, "Ha!"
And strolled away at a unhurried pace



There once was a chef who spilled oil
 

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There once was a chef who spilled oil
Which was luckily not near the boil
 

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There once was a chef who spilled oil
Which was luckily not near the boil
He skidded and fell
Landed in Ramsay's hell
treated to an ear full of bile

Why do screaming chefs make for TV?
 

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Why do screaming chefs make for TV?
Are they all motivated by envy?
They do break many eggs.
 

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Why do screaming chefs make for TV?
Are they all motivated by envy?
They do break many eggs.
And empty many kegs
 

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My sloth thinks that I am too lazy.
His view of life, I think, is crazy
He sleeps all day long
 

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My sloth thinks that I am too lazy.
His view of life, I think, is crazy
He sleeps all day long
Dreaming of King Kong
 
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