Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

I told QW not to put that in the toilet.

quickWit said:

'new' would imply previous experience.

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I wouldn't quite call it an 'experience'... More like a transaction.

a bit surprised there was any room left in the toilet for it. Congratulate her when she comes up for air.

Jaycinth said:

You're supposed to put a 19. in front of that.

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I read you loud and clear, Jay.
*steps in front of that*
*flexes glutes*

KABLAMMO!

Well hello, there ...

Q: How is quickWit like a tire iron?

A: Neither one can get laid.

Jaycinth said:

You're supposed to put a 19. in front of that.

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Oops. My mistake.

quickWit said:

I read you loud and clear, Jay.
*steps in front of that*
*flexes glutes*

KABLAMMO!

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Ew!! Who the HELL let the furball back in here?

*sets fire to QW*

AH ... the aroma of hassenpfeffer.

Who's been holding out?

Haggis said:

That's because you forgot to add ToT and AB.

What was the question again?

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Cella said:

who?
*looks up*


the more the merrier! it'll be a party!

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*readjusts bra and licks lips*

A party, Cella? Are you up for it, Sugar?

robeiae said:

"Prick"?

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quickWit said:

Sir, you clearly have me confused with someone else.

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No, I'm pretty sure he has it right.

I hope you're all making tomorrow "ToT Day"! Talk amongst yourselves.

quickWit said:

'new' would imply previous experience.

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*sweeps up thread...locks thread...unlocks thread...sprays it with Lysol*

you missed a spot under Del .. looks offal

Del didn't leave that. How gullible do you think we are?

Flips bird .. or would if he could

this one is smart, hard to catch

maybe it's not Del after all ... they all look and smell alie.

Jaycinth said:

You're making dinner?

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Nope.

Belly up to the bar, y'all. Mel's making his famous Buffalo Chicken Lungs tonight.

are these free range lungs or factory lungs?

PorterStarrByrd said:

are these free range lungs or factory lungs?

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I asked Mel, and he says the lungs have been moving around some. I'm not sure if that means they're free range or if they have maggots.

probably just gas

PorterStarrByrd said:

probably just gas

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Maggots have gas?

no, but the lungs get gas as they get older.

qW blames it on that too.

He probably eats too many lungs at a sitting, so there is a correlation

A vintage night in the cabaret.

Is philly still standing?

Angie said:

Ew!! Who the HELL let the furball back in here?

*sets fire to QW*

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Oh, bunneh roast!!! My favorite.



Hi, SR.

I last saw philly on the floor in the men's room. She wasn't standing.

ETA: And as for what qw was doing - I wouldn't exactly call it 'brotherly love'.