The Bent Nail Saloon.

*steals his boots*














yep.

cray said:

*steals his boots*






yep.

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*tap, tap, turn, and kick*

regdog said:

Hey, around here, you snooze, you lose, literally.

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BBB lays in his corner,the accumulated detritus of a 10 day jag over him and around him...His boots hurt,and that doesn't surprise...he stole them from a dead Mexican Bandido...Long dead...Had he been a doctor Bob would have been able to read off the several unpleasant diseases that had dropped him in his tracks...Wet Leprosy...Acute Scrofula..Glanders...the Aftosa...and finally,the dreaded...Kings'Evil. This heady brew has been mixing and cross pollinating in the Western toes of his hand tooled...Sure, he had made the outsides look brand new...hog-grease dubbin and elbow grease...but in the dark innards Bobs feet are under siege...only immediate removal can save him...Fortunately lowdown boot thieves...are poised to remove them...and the toxic brew is gathering itself in Welcome...

A HEARTFELT PLEA...

regdog said:

**gives Bob another drink**

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Thanks Missy...If 'n you could ease off my boots...I reckon with reg'lar attention to Libation an' Dosage...Ole Bobby could to be passin' comfortable in his corner...jess need a little help with the boots...caint say that I can do it myself...

*tap, tap, turn, kick*



Nobody's here, I can finally dance on the bar!

CDaniel said:

GET OFF OF THE BAR

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Mean old Dan.

Here, Nina. You can come and sit on my lap.

Haggis said:

Mean old Dan.

Here, Nina. You can come and sit on my lap.

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*hangs head*


I think I'll pass, as tempting as it is.

*cough*

I better just go out now and practice spittin'.