Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Haggis

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Crikey. I didn't recognize you with the sunglasses on. You bastid-- where's my alimony?
What? You got the kids, the color TV and the burrow and now you want alimony too?

BTW, I'm glad you got the kids. They're uuuuuuuuuuuuuugly.
 

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Someone's got to go for it. Turn that pup into a haggis, I say. Where's this talented Nina person when we need her?
You asked for it with this one. :)

Hello, Cassandra.

You haven't learned about schmooing yet, have you? :)

*snerk

*fighting feeling of impending doom*

Un-huh

Oh, feel free. You're so good at it. :)

Tease.

I swear you look familiar.

Did we used to be married?

*you say that to all the girls don't you.

Yeah, funny he would say that. They take after their dad. :D

I sense another schmoo in the works.
 

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I would, but I'm too much in shock from seeing all that multi-quoting you did.

Oooh!

Not much happening on the homestead here.


And Deleyanlee taught me how to multi-quote earlier on the Repper's thread.

I would have sooner, but no one ever showed me how :/
 

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*wanders in, looks at Cassandra*

Yep. Fittin' right in with all the other psychos.

*wanders out*
 

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Dammit, show a little more respect to my ex, will ya?

Sorry.

*ahem*

My congratulations on having enough good sense to divorce Haggis, Cassandra.

Of course, if you were married to him in the first place, that still makes you a psycho.
 

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So why did you marry him RT???

Aren't you in the same boat then?

I can't speak for RT, but I fell for his little wagging tail. He fell for my eyes. But then I tried to cook him...
 

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She's just going to have to learn to behave, like I always do.


**Casskit ... lots of cilantro ... he loves the stuff**
 

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She's just going to have to learn to behave, like I always do.

un·like·ly adj \-ˈlī-klē\

Definition of UNLIKELY

1
: not likely : improbable <an unlikely outcome>
2
: likely to fail : unpromising
 

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Origin: Hell (1626 BC)
 

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Pff. That had nothing to do with it. He's used to that.

*gasp* But...but...if it wasn't that...HAGGIS, YOU BASTID! YOU LEFT ME FOR RT!

That's it. You're taking the damn kids.
 

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CassandraW;7065248 That's it. You're taking the damn kids.[/QUOTE said:
You're getting pretty picky about what should have been a happy moment ...

and that would damned kids. (what did you expect from that coupling?)
 
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