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Matera the Mad · Mar 23, 2012

Oh no Mrs Pottinger No
That is not where that thing should go
Now do be a dear
And bring me a beer
Then we'll try it once more, nice and slow

If you turned your best coat inside out

Nymtoc · Mar 23, 2012

If you turned your best coat inside out
And wore it while fishing for trout

writeronfire · Mar 25, 2012

If you turned your best coat inside out
And wore it while fishing for trout
You might catch a break

Lavern08 · Mar 25, 2012

If you turned your best coat inside out
And wore it while fishing for trout
You might catch a break
Or fall in the lake

Nymtoc · Mar 25, 2012

If you turned your best coat inside out
And wore it while fishing for trout
You might catch a break
Or fall in the lake
As soggy as wet sauerkraut.

"I did it again," said the nun

writeronfire · Mar 25, 2012

"I did it again," said the nun,
"But please, do not tell anyone!"

Albedo of Zero · Mar 25, 2012

"I did it again," said the nun,
"But please, do not tell anyone!"
"It's not a habit,"

lyael · Mar 25, 2012

"I did it again," said the nun,
"But please, do not tell anyone!"
"It's not a habit,"
"And he's not the abbot,"
________________

Sir_Nigel · Mar 26, 2012

"I did it again," said the nun,
"But please, do not tell anyone!"
"It's not a habit,"
"And he's not the abbot,
so please go away ‘til we’re done."

His Majesty Edward the First

Nymtoc · Mar 26, 2012

His Majesty Edward the First
With legs long and skinny was cursed

Pthom · Mar 26, 2012

His Majesty Edward the First
With legs long and skinny was cursed
No belt or suspenders

iLion · Mar 26, 2012

His Majesty Edward the First
With legs long and skinny was cursed
No belt or suspenders
To cover his splendors

Clueless · Mar 26, 2012

His Majesty Edward the First
With legs long and skinny was cursed
No belt or suspenders
To cover his splendors
he had to rely on two helpers

If I were to go and reply

Lavern08 · Mar 26, 2012

If I were to go and reply
I'd make up an outrageous lie

rhymegirl · Mar 26, 2012

If I were to go and reply
I'd make up an outrageous lie
But I'm just too sweet

Nymtoc · Mar 26, 2012

If I were to go and reply
I'd make up an outrageous lie
But I'm just too sweet
So I'll send you this tweet

Sir_Nigel · Mar 27, 2012

If I were to go and reply
I'd make up an outrageous lie
But I'm just too sweet
So I'll send you this tweet
THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION IS NIGH !

He stared at the wall for an hour

iLion · Mar 27, 2012

He stared at the wall for an hour
He said he could topple the tower

Clueless · Mar 27, 2012

He stared at the wall for an hour
He said he could topple the tower
But to his dismay

iLion · Mar 27, 2012

He stared at the wall for an hour
He said he could topple the tower
But to his dismay
It continued to stay

lyael · Mar 27, 2012

He stared at the wall for an hour
He said he could topple the tower
But to his dismay
It continued to stay
So much for his (not) super-power.

lyael · Mar 27, 2012

When Lacey upon his toes trod,

Clueless · Mar 27, 2012

When Lacey upon his toes trod,
He went and complained to a Mod

Sir_Nigel · Mar 28, 2012

When Lacey upon his toes trod,
He went and complained to a Mod
A finger was wagged

Nymtoc · Mar 28, 2012

When Lacey upon his toes trod,
He went and complained to a Mod
A finger was wagged
And Lacey was snagged

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