Right, I'm off out now to get some mince pies and some other English goodies from a great little English store in the city! Merry Christmas to you all. Even you Haggis you little urinator!
The Bent Nail Saloon.
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Merry Christmas
*ambles in...sees the bar is empty*
Beertender. A round for the house. On me.
And Merry Christmas!
Beertender. A round for the house. On me.
And Merry Christmas!
*dies and goes to heaven*
BTW, that middle bottle--the Glenmorangie--I visited their distillery when I went to Scotland about ten years ago. I wanted to take all the scotch back home with me.
Here's your Christmas present, reg. Bacon wrapped Bacon.
BTW, that middle bottle--the Glenmorangie--I visited their distillery when I went to Scotland about ten years ago. I wanted to take all the scotch back home with me.
Here's your Christmas present, reg. Bacon wrapped Bacon.
Merry Christmas, puppeh
Hey Cowboy.
Well, where are we all. Let's see. I've just been shoveled and plowed out from under 2 feet of snow. Our Englishman is still buried under the snow he got. Haggis is peeing in the hooch, cray is...well no one is every sure of anything about cray. We have a new guy by the name of Frank Kelso, dropping by. Nice guy, getting the hang of the saloon pretty quickly. Not to sure where he is at the moment.
So Cowboy, how was your Christmas? Any chance of you stopping by during earlier hours?
Well, where are we all. Let's see. I've just been shoveled and plowed out from under 2 feet of snow. Our Englishman is still buried under the snow he got. Haggis is peeing in the hooch, cray is...well no one is every sure of anything about cray. We have a new guy by the name of Frank Kelso, dropping by. Nice guy, getting the hang of the saloon pretty quickly. Not to sure where he is at the moment.
So Cowboy, how was your Christmas? Any chance of you stopping by during earlier hours?
Hey Reg:
I been out looking for strays.
It's been slow - none of the cute little heifers I found wanted to be led astray. Darn.
Almost forgot, pathoowy.
I'll get the hang of this spitting stuff some day.
I been out looking for strays.
It's been slow - none of the cute little heifers I found wanted to be led astray. Darn.
Almost forgot, pathoowy.
I'll get the hang of this spitting stuff some day.
Hey Frank, good to see you. So you've been out trying to lead
others astray. You're fitting in here better than I thought.
What are you drinking today?
others astray. You're fitting in here better than I thought.
What are you drinking today?
*spit*
Kelso says he's been out chasing down strays.
I believe he means "mavericks."
*spit*
*stares into drink*
Speakin' of mavericks, I ever tell you I can see Russia from my kitchen window?
Kelso says he's been out chasing down strays.
I believe he means "mavericks."
*spit*
*stares into drink*
Speakin' of mavericks, I ever tell you I can see Russia from my kitchen window?
That moose was a lawbreaker, Miz reg. It were my duty to kill him.
Now, I could have arrested him and brought him back to town to be tried and convicted I suppose, but he'd eventually have to be executed anyhow. You have any idea how hard it is to hang a moose?
Now, I could have arrested him and brought him back to town to be tried and convicted I suppose, but he'd eventually have to be executed anyhow. You have any idea how hard it is to hang a moose?
*shoot haggis''s's' good paw on accident*
gah!
sorry, bub. *tips hat*
i had no idear that thing was loaded.
*spit*
barman!
get that thar feller a drink.
...and put it on my tab.
so, that should square us up then.
gah!
sorry, bub. *tips hat*
i had no idear that thing was loaded.
*spit*
barman!
get that thar feller a drink.
...and put it on my tab.
so, that should square us up then.
Hang a moose? You'd actually hang a moose? There's just something so...so...well it's done now. Throw him on the spit and roast it. NO, not that spit, the barbecue spit.
Here, cray bought you a drink for shooting you. AGAIN.
Here, cray bought you a drink for shooting you. AGAIN.
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