CONTEST:Conspiracy Theory: The place where psychopaths and sociopaths meet
This is going to be interesting:
The theme is:
Conspiracy Theory:
Seriously. Doesn't that little lady there look like that notorious Vancouver terrorist? And she's a dead ringer for the crossing guard near the university who also works at the coffee shop and REFUSES to make eye contact with you but always seems to park behind the mayor's car at Thursday night Bingo?
And then when you bite down on the chicken tender she's given you, she leans out of the window and gives you Egyptian coins in your change and while you are contemplating that and that fact that it is very odd that you are biting down on the chicken tender when it is 6 AM and you ordered the breakfast wrap with curley fries.
Then you realize that the crunching isn't coming from the chicken, but from a small piece of your tooth and you look at it and it ISN'T your tooth, it is a nano chip with the web address of the Illuminatus League of Slovobenia, and as soon as you crush it a dozen pterodactyls fall from the sky and the airport grounds all traffic on Runway A and you start hearing Sengalese voices in your mouth??
You HAVEN'T????!!! it's a CONSPIRACY I tell you! a CONSPIRACY!!!
Can YOU conspire with your muse to convince readers of the ridiculous while making them ROFLA'sO?...
.........in 500 words or less.
RULES:
1) Well....500 words or less.... I want anonymous entries. One per obsessive psychopathmember. PM them to me. Make sure I realize what they are!
2) Twist reality. I mean...why do they REALLY make those nailpolish bottles out of glass?
3) Make people giggle with one of those worried little giggles hostages get when they're humoring you..
4) You are writers. I see no reason to be profane or obscene while writing a theory. Freedom of press. I assume if you are overly gratuitous you won't get votes.
5)Contest runs until 12:00 Midnight Eastern Standard Time, September 17, 2008. I will try to have all entries posted for voting by AM on September 21.
6) Voting will commence either when I'm good and ready or sometime on 21, 2008...which ever comes first. It will end on September 29th because I am busy on the 28th. I'll post the winners...when I sober up. Ok?
8) There are prizes. Real ones. I'll list them later. No cases of Fleet Enemas this time. PROMISE!
...what do you mean #7...there is no number 7.
This is going to be interesting:
The theme is:
Conspiracy Theory:
Seriously. Doesn't that little lady there look like that notorious Vancouver terrorist? And she's a dead ringer for the crossing guard near the university who also works at the coffee shop and REFUSES to make eye contact with you but always seems to park behind the mayor's car at Thursday night Bingo?
And then when you bite down on the chicken tender she's given you, she leans out of the window and gives you Egyptian coins in your change and while you are contemplating that and that fact that it is very odd that you are biting down on the chicken tender when it is 6 AM and you ordered the breakfast wrap with curley fries.
Then you realize that the crunching isn't coming from the chicken, but from a small piece of your tooth and you look at it and it ISN'T your tooth, it is a nano chip with the web address of the Illuminatus League of Slovobenia, and as soon as you crush it a dozen pterodactyls fall from the sky and the airport grounds all traffic on Runway A and you start hearing Sengalese voices in your mouth??
You HAVEN'T????!!! it's a CONSPIRACY I tell you! a CONSPIRACY!!!
Can YOU conspire with your muse to convince readers of the ridiculous while making them ROFLA'sO?...
.........in 500 words or less.
RULES:
1) Well....500 words or less.... I want anonymous entries. One per obsessive psychopathmember. PM them to me. Make sure I realize what they are!
2) Twist reality. I mean...why do they REALLY make those nailpolish bottles out of glass?
3) Make people giggle with one of those worried little giggles hostages get when they're humoring you..
4) You are writers. I see no reason to be profane or obscene while writing a theory. Freedom of press. I assume if you are overly gratuitous you won't get votes.
5)Contest runs until 12:00 Midnight Eastern Standard Time, September 17, 2008. I will try to have all entries posted for voting by AM on September 21.
6) Voting will commence either when I'm good and ready or sometime on 21, 2008...which ever comes first. It will end on September 29th because I am busy on the 28th. I'll post the winners...when I sober up. Ok?
8) There are prizes. Real ones. I'll list them later. No cases of Fleet Enemas this time. PROMISE!
...what do you mean #7...there is no number 7.
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