Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume III)

I'm behaving.

alleycat said:

I'm behaving.

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Sure.

But how are you behaving?

Badly!

I knew it!

Good morning! Keep my spot warm. I'll be back!

*sets fire to Syd's spot*

I spread some of my spicy gumbo on her spot.

It's 76 degrees here and I have spring fever. I cleaned the windows in my kitchen, did the laundry, cleaned my bedroom windows, made my grocerue list and now I'm just happy as a clam.
I must be insane.

It's 60 here, but it feels warmer.

I went to the grocery store yesterday . . . and DIDN'T get a pie.

Coffee, anyone? I just made a fresh pot.

parumpdragon said:

what is it with you and Jazz-hands???

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You don't question the jazz hands. Muppet= jazzhands and jazzhands= muppet. It's just the law of nature. Besides if you're going to question anything, I'd question his prancing and those things that keep jumping off his fur.

It was suppose to be snowing/sleeting here for the next few days. Looks like blue skies and sunshine to me. Sunday on, it's suppose to be in the 70's.

alleycat said:

Coffee, anyone? I just made a fresh pot.

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Yes, please. With a side of pain pills.

No pie?!? Are you ill, kee kat?

We've had everything over the past two or three weeks . . . snow, springtime weather, storms, tornadoes, one tiny earthquake, hail, summertime weather, fog, rain, and solar flares.

With all of that, still, no one sent me pie. :-"(

Sorry AC. I was in the hospital...or I would've. I had pie.

night-flyer said:

No pie?!? Are you ill, kee kat?

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Well, I may have gotten some of those small Krispy Kreme fried fruit pies . . . but those don't count, do they? I mean, they're not really pies.

No, not really.

I have a prescription for laxatives...anyone want it? I heard they go good with pie.

Thanks, but no thanks. If I needed that I think I would just eat bran muffins.

Coffee works for me.

I think they dropped me from the operating table a few times. I woke up hurting everywhere and my knee and ankle are swollen like three times their normal size. ???

I think the surgeon may have had aggression problems.

alleycat said:

We've had everything over the past two or three weeks . . . snow, springtime weather, storms, tornadoes, one tiny earthquake, hail, summertime weather, fog, rain, and solar flares.

With all of that, still, no one sent me pie. :-"(

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It's cuz you misbehaved.

ROFL, n-f. Hope it's not too bad. On second thought, if it is, you could sue them.

I only misbehaved a little. It was my birthday.

And, okay, maybe a little misbehaving yesterday.

Archerbird said:

ROFL, n-f. Hope it's not too bad. On second thought, if it is, you could sue them.

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What scares me is that I have to go back for another surgery by the same doc.

night-flyer said:

...I think they dropped me from the operating table a few times...

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* Wonders if this is the real Nighty or if she's been replaced with a zombie clone? *

I pulled out of it just fine, Lavern, come a little closer and I'll show you...









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