TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)

Bmwhtly · May 8, 2008

Jaycinth said:
Ok. I will do anything to make you happy.

In that case, I saw this leather corset on sale today (with metal spikes!)...

Jaycinth · May 8, 2008

Bmwhtly said:
In that case, I saw this leather corset on sale today (with metal spikes!)...

....uh....I'd read that story first, lover.

Bmwhtly · May 8, 2008

Yeah, I read it now.

Since I'm already on the east coast, I think I'll move (looks east on the map) to... Holland?

Meerkat · May 8, 2008

Haggis said:
Forsooth, they are a vexation.

Dear Lady Jay,

I am saddened that the writer formerly known as Haggis has so diluted his vile use of the language, now that his offspring dalies at his same haunts. What phrasing shall he use, doth he encounter the maddening nonwriters, evil trolls and other....peckerheads...of this mighty web?

cray · May 9, 2008

Jaycinth · May 9, 2008

Jaycinth · May 9, 2008

Meerkat said:
Dear Lady Jay,

I am saddened that the writer formerly known as Haggis has so diluted his vile use of the language, now that his offspring dalies at his same haunts. What phrasing shall he use, doth he encounter the maddening nonwriters, evil trolls and other....peckerheads...of this mighty web?

What on earth are you talking about?

Can you put it in language that the IRS would understand?????

Meerkat · May 9, 2008

Jaycinth said:
What on earth are you talking about?

Can you put it in language that the IRS would understand?????

If in the course of his trade, the author heretowith refered to as Haggis or The Company, should derive part or all of his 2007 earnings via the delicate or at least skillful use of surpising, often vile language; yet should same author's dependent cause a loss in earnings due to the very presence causing original parent company to "clean up his act" in a manner not unlike receivership, then the return should be filed to.....wasn't it at least funny when I wrote 'peckerhead' earllier though?

Meerkat · May 9, 2008

Dear Lady Jay,

How can I get the two hours of my life back, just now spent watching I am Legend?

Jaycinth · May 12, 2008

My Dear Mr. Kat,

Your best bet would be either to watch 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes' or 'Beast with a Million Eyes'.

for the quickest effect, view them in 3-D.

Bmwhtly · May 12, 2008

Lady Jay, Inky's run off and decided not to accept e-mails. I've sent her a really convincing PM but if she's offski, she can't read it.
Can your mighty modular powers allow you to e-mail her?

Jaycinth · May 12, 2008

Bmwhtly said:
Lady Jay, Inky's run off and decided not to accept e-mails. I've sent her a really convincing PM but if she's offski, she can't read it.
Can your mighty modular powers allow you to e-mail her?

Alas, I am not a trusty SUPER.

You are going to have to kiss up to Mr. Thunder.........

Bmwhtly · May 12, 2008

Jaycinth said:
You are going to have to kiss up to Mr. Thunder.........

But he tastes funny.

Never mind, I've found another way.

Haggis · May 13, 2008

Bmwhtly said:
But he tastes funny.

I really don't want to hear how you know that.

Jaycinth · May 13, 2008

Haggis said:
I really don't want to hear how you know that.

I really, really bet that Mr. Thunder doesn't want to know, either.

Rolling Thunder · May 13, 2008

Now I know why there's that ever present bald spot on my lower back...

Bmwhtly · May 13, 2008

No, you preverts!

It's because he's been up all night banning spammers. Look at him now; covered head-to-toe in the blood of the innocent.
Tastes funny.

Jaycinth · May 13, 2008

Bmwhtly said:
No, you preverts!

It's because he's been up all night banning spammers. Look at him now; covered head-to-toe in the blood of the innocent.
Tastes funny.

How did you manage to put the terms 'spammers' and 'innocent' in the same brain?

Bmwhtly · May 14, 2008

Jaycinth said:
How did you manage to put the terms 'spammers' and 'innocent' in the same brain?

It wasn't easy.

auntybug · May 17, 2008

Dearest Lady Jay,

I will take my reward now.

Before you say "pfftt..what reward?" Let me 'splain.

I am so effing tired. In the past week I have painted our grainery, fence, my bedroom, mudroom, other mudish room, stained the deck.... got our dining/living room to look like a frackin' home & gardens picture....plus misc blah blah blah... cleaning....etc etc
(FYI - we are listing our house on monday)

I am feckin' tired! Did I say that already? anyhoo... I log in for a little rest w/ my 3rd captian & what do I see?? A thread titled "Sex humor anyone?"

I want the record to stand. I. Did. Not. Post.

I can haz a cookie now?

Luv,
auntie bug

Jaycinth · May 19, 2008

auntybug said:
Dearest Lady Jay,

I will take my reward now.

Before you say "pfftt..what reward?" Let me 'splain.

I am so effing tired. In the past week I have painted our grainery, fence, my bedroom, mudroom, other mudish room, stained the deck.... got our dining/living room to look like a frackin' home & gardens picture....plus misc blah blah blah... cleaning....etc etc
(FYI - we are listing our house on monday)

I am feckin' tired! Did I say that already? anyhoo... I log in for a little rest w/ my 3rd captian & what do I see?? A thread titled "Sex humor anyone?"

I want the record to stand. I. Did. Not. Post.

I can haz a cookie now?

Luv,
auntie bug

Dear Auntie Bug,

If you check your computer you will find lotsa cookies.

Love,
Jay-

cray · May 19, 2008

Jaycinth said:
Dear Auntie Bug,

If you check your computer you will find lotsa cookies.

Love,
Jay-

lady jay! why are you so bad?
you know damn well that at this very moment ab is prying that back off'n her computer looking for cookies.

tsk tsk

Bmwhtly · May 20, 2008

cray said:
lady jay! why are you so bad?
you know damn well that at this very moment ab is prying that back off'n her computer looking for cookies.

tsk tsk

And when she cuts up her mouth trying to eat her motherboard... she won't be able to drink until it heals.
And if she can't drink, how's Cray gonna get laid?

cray · May 28, 2008

dear lady jay,

have you seen jaycinth lately?
and do you have any ketchup?

lruvre,

cray

slcboston · May 28, 2008

I just dropped in here for the first time ever...

Am I supposed to be able to make sense of ANY of this?

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