Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

kenthepen · Sep 13, 2012

No thanks, I already have a cabin boy.

But I think she's a girl?

sneakysnail · Sep 13, 2012

Only if it's a cigar.

Can you blow great big smoke rings with your nostrils?

kenthepen · Sep 13, 2012

I blow great big smoke rings with my coal-burning power plant.

Aren't cozy nostrils gangsters?

Lavern08 · Sep 14, 2012

I could, but then I'd have to kill you.

Are those nuts salted or unsalted?

Michael Myers · Sep 14, 2012

Oh, please let them be salted. I'm so tired of this low-sodium diet.

Chocolate covered, by chance?

kenthepen · Sep 14, 2012

Yes, innkeeper, I'll have my cashews salted, chocolate on the side.

See?

swachski · Sep 14, 2012

Depends on who's side you're on.

Red Rover Red Rover send cray over?

Jehhillenberg · Sep 14, 2012

hmmm...uh-oh

does that mean trouble's coming?

kenthepen · Sep 14, 2012

You've obviously forgotten the old saying.

RedRover at night, Cray's a delight?

kenthepen · Sep 14, 2012

You're probably north of the Arctic Circle.

Were you thinking Jim or Yankee Doodle?

Don Evan Scott · Sep 14, 2012

Magna.

Forgot any others from the Doodle clan?

Don Evan Scott · Sep 14, 2012

I don't think so.

Where did that Jim go anyway?

Jehhillenberg · Sep 15, 2012

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care

sing-a-long?

Jehhillenberg · Sep 15, 2012

we're usually the only ones up in the dead of the night

so, where do we go from here?

sneakysnail · Sep 15, 2012

Listening to Eminem.

Why does he swear so much?

Don Evan Scott · Sep 15, 2012

You can try.

But who doesn't have issues with women now and then?

Michael Myers · Sep 15, 2012

It's not the issues, it's resolving them. 38 years, bucko. Beat that. G'head, I dares ya.

Might he just whining for attention?

Don Evan Scott · Sep 15, 2012

38 years...

You know I am not even that old right?

Michael Myers · Sep 15, 2012

Sonny boy!

So . . . um . . . how's the new job?

Don Evan Scott · Sep 15, 2012

Fantastic!

You know how interesting South American fruit bats are?

Michael Myers · Sep 15, 2012

I had no idea.

Did you get the grant?

Don Evan Scott · Sep 15, 2012

I did.

Did you know that getting government grants are 50% using lots of big words and 50% picking names from a hat?

Michael Myers · Sep 15, 2012

So I've been told.

And did you know that winning a $50M contract from a TLA near BWI takes a strong leader with a clear vision, 12 willing technical contributors working day and night on the proposed solution, an entire second floor staff of contract and pricing specialists, $500K of seed money, 20 pounds of lost body weight in the span of 45 days, and if you don't win the contract, your ass is grass?

pre-ETA: I guess I should say because

Don Evan Scott · Sep 15, 2012

I've heard that as well.

So which one is you?

Michael Myers · Sep 15, 2012

It was mine from the get-go. Extra points if you can properly expand the acronym FANX3.

So how's that new scent working for ya?

Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Take a chance. Amaze yourself.

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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

Take a chance. Amaze yourself.

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

Take a chance. Amaze yourself.

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

Take a chance. Amaze yourself.

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

Take a chance. Amaze yourself.

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

Take a chance. Amaze yourself.