Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

Not really...

The last house had a fair bit of lawn, but I still wouldn't call it large. That was $22 per visit. So I guess this house has nearly as much lawn...

It's not a whole lot of lawn, really, but I don't know enough about lawnpeople's prices to know if we're paying too much at $20 for front and back...

I'll mow it, as often as you like, you don't even have to pay, just front the plane ticket

That'll pay for itself by the time you get deported! I think we've got a deal.

There's no room in this house for you to stay here though. Better search for accommodation while I save the $1000 or so for your ticket.

Can't I bring a tent? That way I can say I work from home.

Actually, I was going to suggest a tent, but thought you might want something a bit classier.

Maybe a tent with electricity, plumbing, and internet?

...

Okay, can anyone help me with this? I'm trying to learn the traditional terms for describing bodily characteristics, but Google is turning up nothing like what I'm looking for.

What I want is something that both explains terms like "aquiline" or "heroic nose" and then also has a picture of such a feature.

Does anyone know of such a resource? Because I suck at bodily descriptions. (And apart from the 2 terms I listed, I don't recall any other terms to Wikipedia them or whatever...)

Help! I can pay you with coffee! (And a tent with a view!)

I'm sure they'll be in Grey's Anatomy.

"Patient displays classic leonine features, with a touch of brutishness along the brow..."

ROAR

I think I have a copy of Grey's Anatomy around here somewhere...

Tee hee!

You'd be better off with Gray's Anatomy!

*jazz hands*

I only ever see one face on Grey's Anatomy. A squinty-oh-no-I-am-so-pretty-and-so-many-guys-want-me-oh-look-this-guy-is-dying sort of face.

Silent Rob said:

Tee hee!

You'd be better off with Gray's Anatomy!

*jazz hands*

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Gray, Grey, whatever. I have the famous book somewhere.

I've never seen Grey's Anatomy the TV series.

I think there's less sort of pouty-doctorsexyness going on in Gray's Anatomy the book.

*jazz hands*

Good morning, house of anatomy.

Good morning.


Rob, you're not missing anything on the TV series, Grey's Anatomy The book is way better. Beautifully illustrated. Yes?

I keep looking over my shoulder to see if I can see the book on my bookcase.

Only, I don't HAVE a bookcase in my bedroom. I did at the old house, but not here. Silly Cliff.

*looks over shoulder*

GailD said:

Good morning.


Rob, you're not missing anything on the TV series, Grey's Anatomy The book is way better. Beautifully illustrated. Yes?

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All those nekkid people!

They're not even wearing skin!

ROAR

Cliff Face said:

I keep looking over my shoulder to see if I can see the book on my bookcase.

Only, I don't HAVE a bookcase in my bedroom. I did at the old house, but not here. Silly Cliff.

*looks over shoulder*

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*taps Cliff on the other shoulder*

Gah. That made me twist my neck so forcefully that I'm now facing backwards!

*sues Muppet for whiplash*

Silent Rob said:

I've never seen Grey's Anatomy the TV series.

I think there's less sort of pouty-doctorsexyness going on in Gray's Anatomy the book.

*jazz hands*

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In the book the pout-doctorsexyness is implied.

Good morning, all. Is everyone feeling especially fun and/or floozy this morning? I know I am!

I've been writing. Got the first draft of a short story finished.

Yes, it was a Floozy story.

I made a G today.

But I made it in a sleazy way.

Tee hee!

I didn't really.

That was tupac.

ROAR

good mornin', guyz. I'm feelin' somethin' heyjude, just not sure what! Hope you all have the great day and Memorial day weekend! Are you havin' fun plans and what time do you want me and Mr. suse over? s!

Mornin' Susie and Floozie Funners.

I am seeing MIB III this weekend. Those are my big plans so far.

Susie said:

good mornin', guyz. I'm feelin' somethin' heyjude, just not sure what!

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Oops! Sorry! That was me. ::moves over a little::

Hope you all have the great day and Memorial day weekend! Are you havin' fun plans and what time do you want me and Mr. suse over? s!

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Come by around noon. Are you handy with a tennis ball? You can play with the dog while I cook. You don't even have to move from the couch, she'll bring it right to you!

I spoke with a man called Vinny the Foreman today.

SWest said:

*wonders if kay already has Mad Cow...*

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I'm not gonna post my first thought.

Nope, not gonna.



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