Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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Only when the case is cracked.

Know what I mean?
 

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Possibly.

But have you studied the empirical data that might indicate otherwise?
 

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No, I just ate the whole box of Whitman's.

Did my doctor say Mylanta?
 

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No, Atlanta.

Isn't the air there supposed to be good for you?
 

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It's all the road construction.

Can't the state find something else to do?
 

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Or why didn't they just leave this old fashioned two-lane alone.

Did the deer complain?
 

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No, it just wrote a Dear John letter.

Ever written a Dear Bubba letter?
 

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Yes.

Does this wife beater shirt make me look fat?
 

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I dug it out of Duchessmary's attic.

Think she wants it back to wash her windows with?
 

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I've been known to jump outta a window, or two.

You?
 

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Wait..

...are we supposed to share in this thread?
 

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What's a little biting between friends?

Q&A
 

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After a little while...

What else am I supposed to do on long journeys?
 

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That rawhide toy could come in handy there.

Do you want to get things started?
 

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Only if we can sedate them first.

Will you write a note to my boss and say that I need a snow day?
 

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That would be hibernation.

Where did all the energy go?
 

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Yes.

But how are you going to post and pedal at the same time?
 

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Rolex watches.

Want one?
 

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Even a broke watch is right twice a day.

Am I?
 

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I only fib when my lips are moving.

That's talent, yes?
 

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If I said yes,

Would you believe me?