Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

maybe you shouldn't have worked out so much ....

I know a great gym in Sandy where I went and didn't work out very much on account of.

Sydneyd said:

Just returned from the gym. Might go out with the ladies tonight!! Woot woot!

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Well, I know you won't be behaving. When I go out with a bunch of ladies they generally turn in to rowdies. Especially after a couple of glasses of wine. I once got taken out to dinner for my birthday by a group of women and they got in to a food fight at a restaurant.

lol I bet it was a friendly food fight, though. I once was taken out for my b-day and had 8 glasses of screwdrivers, the drink, not the tools and to this day, I don't know how I got home in one piece. s anyone?

If you had eight screw drivers, I don't imagine your glasses helped you much

The food fight involved DD #2. For someone who is only 5'-0" tall she can cause more trouble than you can imagine.

Ready for a new schmoo, Susie?

She say "eight drinks". I find that after about the forth drink people lose count.

"I just had a couple of drinks, offifer, uh, offiter . . . offimer, uh, sir."

Ask any police officer-- almost every drunk stopped says two drinks, two beers, two glasses of wine. . . . .

alleycat said:

She say "eight drinks". I find that after about the forth drink people lose count.

"I just had a couple of drinks, offifer, uh, offiter . . . offimer, uh, sir."

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I believe the word you are looking for is "ossifer"

bettielee said:

I believe the word you are looking for is "ossifer"

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I know what mine was when I was arrested as a teenager. "Oh, fuck."

I wasn't taken to the big house, by the way. They let me go when they found out how nice I was.

Reckless driving.

And carrying a concealed and deadly weapon on school grounds (I guess it wasn't concealed enough).

And, uh, resisting arrest.

I was framed! Attica! Attica!

I'm behaving.

And being nice to my cat.

alleycat said:

Reckless driving.

And carrying a concealed and deadly weapon on school grounds (I guess it wasn't concealed enough).

And, uh, resisting arrest.

I was framed! Attica! Attica!

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Fortunately, Action 7 News was there and got the real story.

Poor innocent kitty.

I know how he feels to be accused unjustly.

Uh-huh.

I was innocent! Innocent, I tell you.

Since joining AW, I've been observing the various moderators, trying to figure out exactly what standards Mac uses to select them.

*takes screenshot, adds it to dossier*

*shakes head, still mystified*

She selects us based on how well-behaved we are.

First of all, you have to be level-headed. Usually comes from BASE jumping without a parachute.

lol, our kee kat sure has been busy, but definitely *innocent* hey, all!

CassandraW said:

Since joining AW, I've been observing the various moderators . . .

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We've been observing you too. Always watching. Watching and waiting.

alleycat said:

She selects us based on how well-behaved we are.

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Mac's got some unique ideas on good behavior, that's for sure.

*dumps another basket of yarn in front of kee kat to keep him out of trouble*



*wanders away to scan Mod list*
Holy crap -- Charles Manson? Naser al-Wahishi? Whitey Bulger?


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alleycat said:

We've been observing you too. Always watching. Watching and waiting.

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