Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

swachski · Jan 12, 2012

I'm wisely avoiding it.

Aren't all the wise guys in AW?

Don Evan Scott · Jan 12, 2012

They might be.

But where?

swachski · Jan 12, 2012

Science Fiction/Fantasy.

Or Humor?

Silent Rob · Jan 13, 2012

Definitely, if there are assembly instructions.

Somebody call IKEA?

Snitchcat · Jan 13, 2012

Only if it stands for "inept knowledge exceptionally awkward".

Do you have that piece of string?

swachski · Jan 13, 2012

I think duct tape might hold it together better.

Is this thread falling to pieces?

Snitchcat · Jan 13, 2012

I can see the horizon from here.

How do you draw a piece of a dot?

swachski · Jan 13, 2012

With a neutron pen

Isn't that what you used for that little story you've been writing?

bluejester12 · Jan 13, 2012

No I used Little People.

Where did I put that egg beater?

swachski · Jan 13, 2012

I think it's wanted by the humane society.

Did the egg finally crack?

Don Evan Scott · Jan 13, 2012

Yes.

Should we put it back together?

Don Evan Scott · Jan 13, 2012

He kept talking about wanting to be pushed.

Or was it "poached"?

Don Evan Scott · Jan 13, 2012

In the teens here.

How bout you?

Don Evan Scott · Jan 13, 2012

Yes it would.

Do you know I had to make an emergency change to my wiper blade this morning at 5:00AM in front of the 24 hour Walmart, as I almost got toppled over by the wind?

Don Evan Scott · Jan 13, 2012

Nope.

Need some clippers?

Jehhillenberg · Jan 13, 2012

No.

Is there a lot of cutting going on in these parts?

swachski · Jan 13, 2012

This isn't that kind of thread.

Emo?

Jehhillenberg · Jan 13, 2012

Dear waffles, no.

Would you like syrup with that?

Don Evan Scott · Jan 13, 2012

We must all have waffles.

Forthwith?

swachski · Jan 13, 2012

Forthwith syrup...

...or powdered sugar?

Don Evan Scott · Jan 13, 2012

Both.

That's not illegal is it?

swachski · Jan 13, 2012

I won't call the waffle police if you don't.

Can I put fresh fruit on mine too?

Jehhillenberg · Jan 13, 2012

Of course!

Anything in particular?

swachski · Jan 13, 2012

I loves all fruit!

Mixed berries?

Don Evan Scott · Jan 13, 2012

Not in my yard.

How is my grass still green?

Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

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