Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

L.J.

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I haven't seen me lately.

Is that a bad thing?
 

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Really?

The zombies charged?
 

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Plastic.

Weren't they charging at K-Mart?
 

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The last place you'll look for your favorite writing pen, which I warned you you'd lose if you didn't keep it tethered to your wrist.

How come you never listen?
 

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Look for wherever authorgirl dropped hers.

Are there heffalumps and woozles out here in this planted pine forest?
 

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No, they are only in my forest of pens.

Why did I create a forest of pens?
 

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Because no one else would.

Has someone else beat me to this post since I sat here for too long trying to think of a question?
 

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I dunno.

How long will it be before I hit the hay?
 

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Depends when it next really angers you.

You know violence isn't the answer, don't you?
 

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Get in line.

Wait a minute, I thought this was the Get-Slapped-In-the-Face line, why does the sign say Violent-Doughnut-Assignment-Queue?

(mmmmm, donuts)
 

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Because they're going to slap you with doughnuts.

Any glazed ones left around here?
 

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You tell me...

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For you finance wizards out there, exactly how many donuts are in a bankers dozen?
 

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I take it Duchess isn't a finance wizard? :D

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