I just looked all over the home page and I can't find the Subscribe/Donate button. That's right. It's been stolen and I just know it was one of you.
So, who was it?
So, who was it?
You people.
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It was me. Gas prices have gone up so I ran off with the kitty. I take PayPal, Visa, MasterCard and MoneyGram, by the way.
Oh, sure, blame the poor little innocent kitty cat.
Here: http://absolutewrite.com/forums/payments.php
Here: http://absolutewrite.com/forums/payments.php
Pfft. You're just like a bunch of school kids; moving buttons, blaming each other, not taking any responsibility for yourselves, giving each other atomic wedgies. I'm very disappointed in both of you. Hell, I'm diappointed in the whole lot of you!
Put the button back on the home page this instant or I'm going to start grounding people.
Put the button back on the home page this instant or I'm going to start grounding people.
Fine. I'm taking a nap. I'll probably cry myself to sleep with disappointment. I hope you're all very proud of yourselves.
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and a glitch made your avvie appear as a black box. *spooky music*
(it's been doing that at random for a few hours now on this computer, and not just AW)
*sigh*
I know I can scroll down to the bottom the page. That isn't the point. The point is that the button should be on the home page, at the top, where it's easy to locate. And you should stop leaving the toilet seat up too. And cellophane has no place in the bathroom!
I know I can scroll down to the bottom the page. That isn't the point. The point is that the button should be on the home page, at the top, where it's easy to locate. And you should stop leaving the toilet seat up too. And cellophane has no place in the bathroom!
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I believe I've seen member complaints about too much info and links showing at the top of each page, pushing forums and threads down so they're off-screen. I would guess the donate button is one of the things that got moved for this very reason! Everything we do, we do for you! And this is the thanks we get!
I always leave the seat down. I spray and wipe it (with antibacterial nuke-em) after using it, too! The cellophane, I make no apologies for. Anything nasty coming up the drainpipe will think twice.
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You mean, we're not?
I kid, I kid. I only donated when I first joined because I couldn't stand the thought of having to wait an entire 50 posts before I could pick my own homemade avatar. Newbies are an impatient lot.
I have a whole list. Someone put the empty milk carton back in the fridge. The neighbor got my mail. Again. I took my car in for a $250 tune-up and by the time they were done it cost me $400. It's still raining. I have to work tomorrow. My knees hurt. My son commented on Facebook that I looked normal when I was a kid.
I've got more. I'll PM you.
I wouldn't have told you that snake story if I thought you'd get all paranoid about it.
There goes Mac again being all considerate. Pfft. Next thing you know you'll be telling me she's not an evil overlord.
I don't have to look that hard, keekat.
*deputizes OFG*
You mean, we're not?
I only donated when I first joined because I couldn't stand the thought of having to wait an entire 50 posts before I could pick my own homemade avatar. Newbies are an impatient lot.
Cheater!
Fanks!