Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

What about the jasmine bushes in the chorus?

I'm behaving.

Archerbird said:

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"Please don't make a pudding out of me. Please, please, please."

I was going to schmoos Susie, only to discover Susie has schmooed herself.

Susie gets schmooed so much the cakes are still spinning in her avie. Well not in this avie...she's rockin' that outfit.

In other news, some guy banged on my door and said he wanted a bologna sandwich. At one in the morning?? Sheesh.

You certainly live in an interesting neighborhood.

You should've charged him $5 for it.

Also - woo! I got 90% for my Philosophy essay! So happy with that! The only person I know of who got higher got 95%. That's out of the 8 or 9 people who told me their grade. So yeah - I kicked butt!

w00t! Yay Cliff! Way to go.

I didn't even open the door. It's not going to happen at one in the morning. He wouldn't go away, though and he just kept banging. Really freaked me out so I called my daughter and her and her husband came over. He checked the backyard and stuff, but the guy was gone.

The new neighbor across the street (which may very well be on crack) said that that guy had banged on his door two nights ago at three in the morning. He told him he was gonna pop a cap in his ass. He said that he went outside when he saw him banging on my door and was going to take him out if he tried to break in. But I could of sworn that he wasn't even there at the time. Very strange, I tell you. Not sure which guy to be more scared of. lol

That's messed up.

What's really messed up is that I have to get up at six. And now I'm so hyped up and worried that the cracked up door banger will be back that I can't sleep. :/

Congratulations, Cliff.

Thanks AC.

Yeah, I'd be the same way NF. Totally creepy.

Cliff is like a genius...totally awesome!

Let's not get carried away . . .

I mentioned it in rep, but, NF you need wasp spray! It is like pepper spray, but your can spray it accurately from a distance AND it just about blinds whoever is trying to get at ya!

Also, hello all!

There's that pool shark, Syd.

I have some raid by the bed, it shoots with an automatic trigger a constant stream of poison. And I have the phone and my dagger.

Hello Syd.

Don't forget your fire-breathing ability.

alleycat said:

There's that pool shark, Syd.

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Nooooo, not a pool shark! I'm just a girl! I can't play pool, here I will prove it to you, let's put $20 down.......

night-flyer said:

I have some raid by the bed, it shoots with an automatic trigger a constant stream of poison. And I have the phone and my dagger.

Hello Syd.

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I'm glad you have weapons. I think you need more. Do you have anything that catches on fire?

alleycat said:

Don't forget your fire-breathing ability.

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um....yeah, right. I kind of keep that low key, I don't want the community sending a posse out for me. They get a little trigger happy sometimes.

Sydneyd said:

Nooooo, not a pool shark! I'm just a girl! I can't play pool, here I will prove it to you, let's put $20 down..

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Let's place $30, nine ball, call your shots, bank the eight.

Sydneyd said:

I'm glad you have weapons. I think you need more. Do you have anything that catches on fire?

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Like? wth am I going to catch on fire? A torch? I'm all out of those.

night-flyer said:

Let's place $30, nine ball, call your shots, bank the eight.


I don't know what that is I'd be willing to put a few bucks down on who gets that solid black color ball down first.


Like? wth am I going to catch on fire? A torch? I'm all out of those.

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Sydneyd said:

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that's the Raid and a lighter, right? I do want the house left standing, well not really, but it's the only place I have to go. And the kittys would so not like that.

Maybe you can train the cats to be flame wielding ninjas?