Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

I cannot tell you.

Suffice to say is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear!

Just boiled 70 gallons of sap gas into the atmostphere ... wonder what effect that has on global warming.

God must know I have to go into the woods to check a sap line this afternoon ... it has been snowing all morning

GOOOD MORNIN !!!

I feel ... Homogeneouslyness

How can we not say the word if you don't tell us what it is?

*cringes* You said again!

.. who got all of your avatars?
.. at least they left mine alone.

Pssst...Swachski... That guy up there muttering about sap. You don't suppose he could be the old man from scene 24, do you?

I believe he's called "Tim."

You mean that old bearded woman who's saying they left her avatar alone?

Very likely one and the same.

Well, I don't like the looks of him. Bring out the holy hand grenade. I think Jaycinth had it last, or possibly Brother Maynard.

No, no, I've got it.

*clears throat*

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.

Right! One... Two... Five...!

Three, sir!

Three!

*angels sing*
*explosion*

Damn, who'd a thunk there'd be that much sap in that dude.

It looks like a stepford wives reunion in here.

Oh, what do you know? You're banned.

Those letters make you look fat.

Rolling Thunder said:

It looks like a stepford wives reunion in here.

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*stops vacuuming, tilts head, and smiles with perfectly lipsticked lips*

Hello, Rolling Thunder. I brought you a cup of coffee. Would you like a snack? I baked some pastry this morning, and I have a cake in the oven.

Does reg know you're baking again?

She doesn't mind anymore. As long as it makes the men happy, she's glad to let me play with her knobs to my heart's content.

*ding*

Oh, the cherry pie is ready!

*slides fingers into hot oven*

You really should use an oven mitt. Unless you're sliding Angie's fingers in there.

that's disgusting.




Can I have a piece?

Rolling Thunder said:

You really should use an oven mitt. Unless you're sliding Angie's fingers in there.

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Oh, trust me, Angie's fingers are in there too. But don't worry, we're using protection.

Angie said:

Oh, what do you know? You're banned.

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You know you don't have to be so frickin' negative all of the time.

Haggis - you're in shades of grey today.