Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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don't listen to haggis, carole. your hat is not hideous.




*keeps a straight face*
 

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by all means!
let's go into my office then!!!
 

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i'll show myself out.














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*looks at carole's avatar*


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haggis? did you see that avatar?

holy hell.




wait.
*leans closer*

mom? is that you?
 

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we're out of fruit loops.
and beer.











*frowns and scans room for candidates who qualify*

*decides to skirt question, as still new new girl and on probation*
Huh. Go fig:-/
*hastily changes subject*
Hey, let's drink.


:Wha:






*grabs newbie*


*uses newbie to block carole's avatar from my sight*
 

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I missed the moment we got the newbie???!!!!


EEEeeekk!




Haggis, Haggis, this is unacceptable. I haven't been here enough. I never miss anything!

*Break it, yes, but miss it - no!

*waves like frantic idiot*
Hi. I'm new and still trying to figure out how I got here... *mumbles in confusion* and why I keep coming back.
*spots Haggis' avi*
Oh wow. What a difference a day and a liquor IV makes, the pup's cute now:)
 

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The armadillo story:

Joneser was a mediocre rhythm guitarist but he made up for it in band equipment. Every wannabe Rock band needed a guy like him - and his parents who had more money than sense. So, that summer when we actually had a agent we went on the road to perform. It would have been just the four of us in the old equipment van but Joneser couldn't leave his Porsche behind.

I think it was Alabama... doing about seventy with the van right behind us and Joneser tops a hill crest and there's this armadillo...

Something you might not know about an armadillo is that they can act a lot like humans when you sneak up behind them and surprise them. The big difference is that a human may leave the ground only an inch or two, but the armadillo will jump straight up about a foot and half... And a foot and half is an excellent height because it's just high enough to clear a Porsche front bumper. Jonsers didn't know any of this when he laid on the horn.

For the most part, armadillo's don't fly well. They go in a sort of wobbly spin (imagine a medium speed rotisserie setting) and that's even with the advantage of launching them with a speeding Porsche. But, it is just enough of a spin to come directly at the equipment van windshield with the look and feel of a torpedo. At least that's what the guys said it looked like once they got the van stopped.

An hour down the road we found the three things we needed to continue: a windshield that didn't have a foot-round hole in it's center... a car wash to spray down the impact crater on inside of the back doors... and a pint of pepto for Red and Duff who claim they'll never forget the scent of imploding armadillo...
 
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*waves like frantic idiot*
Hi. I'm new and still trying to figure out how I got here... *mumbles in confusion* and why I keep coming back.
*spots Haggis' avi*
Oh wow. What a difference a day and a liquor IV makes, the pup's cute now:)

:hi:

he's still a douche though.

you would say that, but just because you two broke up, that does not give you reason to call him names :wag:
 
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