The "I'm sorry" thread

Komnena

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but now you won't have to worry about the upkeep on that huge house.
I'm sorry I ran the police car off the road but
 

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I really had to get to Taco Bell before it closed.


I'm sorry you aren't invited to your in-laws house for Thanksgiving but...
 

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...at least you won't come down with ptomaine poisoning, the way you did last year.

I'm sorry your car was repossessed, but...
 

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...that way, I'm no longer worried about depreciation issues.

I'm sorry you made yourself the laughing stock of your community, but...
 

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Now you're all set with a new wardrobe once you lose all that unattractive fat.


I'm sorry you didn't make the cut on that reality TV show but...
 

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...doesn't everyone?

I'm sorry you lost all your money in that Nigerian scam, but...
 

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...doesn't everyone?

I'm sorry you lost all your money in that Nigerian scam, but...


...now you don't have to worry about what to get people for Christmas.

I'm sorry you forgot to pay the rent for the last 3 months, but...
 
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...now that you've been evicted, I moved in, and I find it a really wonderful place to live.

I'm sorry you see everything in black and white, but...
 

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really, how old is that television?

I'm sorry you couldn't get a reservation at your spouse's favorite restaurant on your anniversary, but
 

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...as you probably agree, there's plenty of anniversaries in the sea.

I'm sorry for mankind, and the degree to which power is in the hands of a very few, but...
 

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...as the President and CEO of Megagigacorp International, I'm not feeling the pinch myself.

I'm sorry the scorpions have invaded your house, but...
 

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could you ask them to turn down their amps?

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I'm sorry the minister singled you out today, but
 

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...wearing your sweatshirt with "666" emblazoned on it probably wasn't a good idea.

I'm sorry your pet alligator choked to death on your prize pig, but...
 
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that so called swine was damned brave to step between the gator and you when the perry/caine argument became physical.

i'm sorry that i packed that swordfish steak in your lunchbox but...
 

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it was really stinking up the refrigerator.

I'm sorry your year end bonus is so much less than you were expecting, but
 

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I really needed to go to Bermuda this year.

I'm sorry your therapist seems to be so unsympathetic, but
 

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That diploma on his wall cost him $25 HERE

I'm sorry your cat is asking for a divorce, but...
 

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...there are some hot suns out there seeking planets. Check Craigslist.

I'm sorry the lobsters are spawning in your hot tub, but...
 

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...at least it keeps your husband from using it with your sister, and we can eat lobster bisque.

I'm sorry I vacuumed up your hamster, but...
 

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...please be so kind and check, if Humphrey is still alive.

I'm sorry your friends descended from the summit without you, but...
 

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...you really couldn't expect them to wait up there for hours while you built a snowman.

I'm sorry you sailed to the edge of the world and fell off, but...