- Joined
- Apr 22, 2005
- Messages
- 6,452
- Reaction score
- 972
- Location
- The Lair, WA
- Website
- www.abnersenires.com
The setting: A conference room, full of people and stifling hot.
My hair: Doing its best damn impression of Farah Fawcett's in her prime.
Coworker 1: Can you please get your tentacles out of my face?
Me: *pulls hair back, after which it promptly springs outward, all feather-like* [And here I must interject that sometimes, when I'm distracted, I don't say words correctly. Like, for instance, sometimes I use the letter "t" when I mean "p". This is what I meant to say. You can guess what happened.] Sorry. I can't find my hair clip.
Coworker 1:
Coworker 2: I wish I had hair like yours.
This is why I should work from home.
You can. It's safe.I feel like I shouldn't click that second link for some reason.
Me.I want to know who gave you the impression that your website is safe?
Safe to say that this is not my best day.
Oh good. I made someone cry at work. I think they were going to cry anyways, but still.
Now, where's my bathroom sink? They have 55 mins left to deliver it. I don't know what happens after that.
Indeed. Jeremy Renner is super duper awesome. And awesome. And really awesome.
Should Ed be jealous?
There's a recharging station in the Cantina somewhere, right?I'm fairly certain 10s can handle both Ed and Col. Renner without breaking a sweat.
It's the gents that I'm worried about....