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I've lived by myself for so long, I will admit that I've gone feral. But I don't let dishes pile up that badly.

*sniffs n00bean*

I smell cotton candy and gun oil.

That's sore hawt!

I like to coat myself in gun oil before leaving the house too.

Silent Rob said:

I like to coat myself in gun oil before leaving the house too.

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and we're really glad you do.

KellyAssauer said:

and we're really glad you do.

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we are?

If one might imagine all the other things Rob could coat himself with before leaving the house...

Suddenly gun oil ain't so bad.

KellyAssauer said:

If one might imagine all the other things Rob could coat himself with before leaving the house...

Suddenly gun oil ain't so bad.

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I'm a bit concerned that you're imagining Rob coating himself in things...
Might want to get that looked at.

But yes, I suppose you are right. Gun oil isn't too bad in the scope of what could have been.

LisaBean said:

Gun oil isn't too bad in the scope of what could have been.

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Only if it's made from organic, 100% virgin, cold-pressed, GMO-free guns..

I'm drawing a blank...

Oh come on...take a shot..

Cordite interrupt here?

What do you aim to achieve?

I can't see him achieving much - until he's a little less trigger happy.

I"m feeling triggered here

TedTheewen said:

I"m feeling triggered here

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You should find a place of safety...

I should get a grip and read a magazine.

I was trying to chat up a lady but she recoiled from me. Apparently I wasn't of her calibre.

Probably had your sights set too high, aim low.

My horoscope says today holds a fantastic opportunity for me to go out and mingle.


Yep. That's what it says.


Me. Go out and mingle.


Uh huh.

KellyAssauer said:

My horoscope says today holds a fantastic opportunity for me to go out and mingle.


Yep. That's what it says.


Me. Go out and mingle.


Uh huh.

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I had one once that said I was the life of the party. That made me laugh. I always HATED parties. Too many people with crappy music tastes and bad booze. Nope. And now that I'm married with a child, kid's birthday parties are the only ones I attend. I make a point to stay out of the action at those. Groups of 4 and 5 year-olds can be vicious.

*scratches both Kells and LisaB off my "High Expectations Party" list*

swachski said:

*scratches both Kells and LisaB off my "High Expectations Party" list*

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You have a list? Is it ranked or alphabetical?

What are your expectations?

swachski said:

What are your expectations?

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High. Very high.

What about me? Do you expect much out of me?

TedTheewen said:

What about me? Do you expect much out of me?

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I don't know about LisaB, but personally.... I expect cotton candy flavored gun oil with a cocktail parasol..

Well Ted mayn't have the parasol, but I'm bettin' he's got a cocktail balloon fer ya.