Ssssh--Don't tell, but most of us write horror or mystery or other things. We just like our writing infused with humour and so we hide out here. It's like Office Party, but with drinks and bar wenches.
I thought it was all the brain injuries?
Ssssh--Don't tell, but most of us write horror or mystery or other things. We just like our writing infused with humour and so we hide out here. It's like Office Party, but with drinks and bar wenches.
Oh, yeah. Pie. I come for the pie. Not the alcohol. Good story. I'm gonna go with that one.
Actually, um.... He didn't lock himself in the freezer... Um.. ermm.... I kinda did....See, he was being a little sissy and wouldn't swallow the worm that I crammed into his mouth, so I stuffed him in there....And it is slow in there too, and I haven't seen the cook in days...If he's not there...maybe the freezer? Nawwwwwwww. Only a silly goose would lock himself in the freezer.
But now I have to worry about ratings.
We were supposed to get 666 posts on this thread before...ah...what ever arbitrary date I set.
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486....seriously, is this kind of thing helpful?
I know! I said, "Eat the worm!" And he said, "No, I don't want to, quit shoving things in my face." So, I punched him, pinned him to the ground, smashed the worm in his mouth, and dragged his ass to the freezer. Talk about an irrational cook!Well, that was stupid.
He wouldn't swallow the worm?
I thought he LIKED tequila.
Ah...let him chill awhile, then.
*cough* We've been, uh...busy.Where's Jeanne?
***opens door, peers at Cabaret***
And it is slow in there too, and I haven't seen the cook in days. Someone ought to check the strip club next door, and the poker game at 'Manny's'. If he's not there...maybe the freezer? Nawwwwwwww. Only a silly goose would lock himself in the freezer.
Don't you two look cute? I didn't realize how long you'd been a "couple".Uh....Haggis and I will sit at the other end of the bar