Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

kayleamay · Feb 7, 2012

I was thinking I might singe the edges and draw a pirate map on the back too. That should push it right over the top.

PorterStarrByrd · Feb 7, 2012

It was the draft of '66 that was after me.

cray · Feb 7, 2012

pffft. it wasn't good, klm.

it was mildly amusing. or not. whatever.
but i assure you that when my 21kth post is posted aw will know.

not only will all of aw know it will be changed for the better from that point forward…
the grass will seem greener. the air,…fresher. children will rejoice at the sight of it. men will stare and envy will stream out every pore in their body until they realize that this was actually good for them too. they can finally rest knowing that i’ve done what they can not do, posted when they can not post. they can just rest in the peace that surrounds their mediocrity.

women will reach that unreachable feeling that they’ve known has been out there just out of reach.

until now.

kayleamay · Feb 7, 2012

cray said:
pffft. it wasn't good, klm.

it was mildly amusing. or not. whatever.
but i assure you that when my 21kth post is posted aw will know.

not only will all of aw know it will be changed for the better from that point forward…
the grass will seem greener. the air,…fresher. children will rejoice at the sight of it. men will stare and envy will stream out every pore in their body until they realize that this was actually good for them too. they can finally rest knowing that i’ve done what they can not do, posted when they can not post. they can just rest in the peace that surrounds their mediocrity.

women will reach that unreachable feeling that they’ve known has been out there just out of reach.

until now.

Who the hell are you?

NinaK · Feb 7, 2012

Did I miss it?

PorterStarrByrd · Feb 7, 2012

cray said:
eta: qw wants to know how you text on that thing?

You say the message out loud .. it AUTOMATICALLY gets changed into secret code text and is decoded on the other end.?

Angie · Feb 7, 2012

cray said:
pffft. it wasn't good, klm.

it was mildly amusing. or not. whatever.
but i assure you that when my 21kth post is posted aw will know.

not only will all of aw know it will be changed for the better from that point forward…
the grass will seem greener. the air,…fresher. children will rejoice at the sight of it. men will stare and envy will stream out every pore in their body until they realize that this was actually good for them too. they can finally rest knowing that i’ve done what they can not do, posted when they can not post. they can just rest in the peace that surrounds their mediocrity.

women will reach that unreachable feeling that they’ve known has been out there just out of reach.

until now.

Is that what that feeling is? I thought it was food poisoning. So you're to blame for the vomiting, too?

Angie · Feb 7, 2012

NinaK said:
Did I miss it?

TWSS.

PorterStarrByrd · Feb 7, 2012

was the vomiting just in the early morning?

I mean he might be to blame ..

quickWit · Feb 7, 2012

cray said:
pffft. it wasn't good, klm.

it was mildly amusing. or not. whatever.
but i assure you that when my 21kth post is posted aw will know.

not only will all of aw know it will be changed for the better from that point forward…
the grass will seem greener. the air,…fresher. children will rejoice at the sight of it. men will stare and envy will stream out every pore in their body until they realize that this was actually good for them too. they can finally rest knowing that i’ve done what they can not do, posted when they can not post. they can just rest in the peace that surrounds their mediocrity.

women will reach that unreachable feeling that they’ve known has been out there just out of reach.

until now.

*stares at cray's rack*

hmm? you say something?

Rolling Thunder · Feb 7, 2012

cray said:
pffft. it wasn't good, klm.

it was mildly amusing. or not. whatever.
but i assure you that when my 21kth post is posted aw will know.

not only will all of aw know it will be changed for the better from that point forward…
the grass will seem greener. the air,…fresher. children will rejoice at the sight of it. men will stare and envy will stream out every pore in their body until they realize that this was actually good for them too. they can finally rest knowing that i’ve done what they can not do, posted when they can not post. they can just rest in the peace that surrounds their mediocrity.

women will reach that unreachable feeling that they’ve known has been out there just out of reach.

until now.

Speaking of mediocrity, that entire post returns a 3.3 on the Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level.

Way to go, cray. You're smarter than a third grader...

Angie · Feb 7, 2012

PorterStarrByrd said:
was the vomiting just in the early morning?

I mean he might be to blame ..

Ew, Porter. I mean...just ew. I resent the implication.

*reports post*

*disinfects entire thread*

Angie · Feb 7, 2012

Rolling Thunder said:
Way to go, cray. You're smarter than a third grader...

Shocking, really.

PorterStarrByrd · Feb 7, 2012

Better recheck the scale ... something's wrong

parumpdragon · Feb 7, 2012

cray said:
pffft. it wasn't good, klm.

it was mildly amusing. or not. whatever.
but i assure you that when my 21kth post is posted aw will know.
...men will stare and envy will stream out every pore in their body until they realize that this was actually good for them too...

Got a fetish huh Cray - didn't know you went that way.

cray said:
women will reach that unreachable feeling

You're talking about Porter's rack aren't you.

I knew it.

I told him it was too big and you'd be feeling it - but he never listens.

Nope, he never listens...

PorterStarrByrd · Feb 7, 2012

Hunh?

Rolling Thunder · Feb 7, 2012

kayleamay said:
...and while cray busied himself trying to figure out what he could possibly post that would not get him laughed off the planet, the rest of the cabaret joined a retirement community in Boca Raton and started a bocce ball league. In an attempt to be witty, they named themselves Forgotten But Not Dead, which was tragic because they were constantly being confused with an Icelandic nose flute band which went by the same name.

After seventeen years of court battles over copyright infringement, FBND, (the bocce ball league) triumphed. In celebration, they returned to the cabaret for one last drink. That's when they saw CRAY WAZ HERE scribbled on the wall in purple crayon with the number 21,000 below it. They all looked at each other with puzzled expressions and in unison asked, "Who the hell is cray?".

The end.

Returns a 10.6 on the Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level.

cray: Smarter than a third grader, but dumber than a sock.

quickWit · Feb 7, 2012

Is it wrong that when I read 'Flesch-Kincaid' I think of a sudsy, showering Reuben Kincaid?

That's...that's not weird, right?

PorterStarrByrd · Feb 7, 2012

You reading in the shower again?

Rolling Thunder · Feb 7, 2012

quickWit said:
Is it wrong that when I read 'Flesch-Kincaid' I think of a sudsy, showering Reuben Kincaid?

That's...that's not weird, right?

Not for you.

TrainofThought · Feb 7, 2012

quickWit said:
Is it wrong that when I read 'Flesch-Kincaid' I think of a sudsy, showering Reuben Kincaid?

That's...that's not weird, right?

For you? Not at all.

PorterStarrByrd · Feb 7, 2012

Rock walls or barbed wire fence ...

PorterStarrByrd · Feb 7, 2012

scrambled eggs or poached?

Fishing or shuffleboard?

Rolling Thunder · Feb 7, 2012

PorterStarrByrd said:
Rock walls or barbed wire fence ...

Have you been drinking whiskey distilled from moose urine again, Porter?

Cella · Feb 7, 2012

Omg, wth?

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