Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume III)

Wicked said:

Kee Kat gets all the glory.

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*blames Wicked for everything*

Feel better now?

night-flyer said:

*blames Wicked for everything*

Feel better now?

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Yay! Notoriety!

Silly Wicked, I blame stuff that I do on you all the time, you're just usually not around when I do.

Muppet dude informed me that I have 22k. w00t!!

Do you think I can still get away with playing the innocent, unknowing newb? Oh, geez, I hope so that has saved me a time or two.

Syd, I wanna know what kind of tattoo you have.

One thing about this convo, for some reason all of the guys have FLED.

I think I have a pic of it somwhere...it is a sort of angular tribal symbol that spans from hip to hip. Personally I think it looks badass And I don't often wear clothes that sit in a way where it shows--unless I want it to

I wanted a tattoo at one point, but could never decide on a design.

Morning Funners!

Hey Wicked - I think I was bitten by a spider a few weeks ago. Not a venomous one, but just this sort of translucent green/yellow one... It was on my thigh, and the next week that thigh was really itchy inside the skin. Whereas normal itch is on top. And scratching it just made it more itchy...

It's fine now, though, and I knew it wasn't a venomous one.

Glad it wasn't anything serious, Cliff.

Just remember, always clean the area and treat it with antiseptic. The little puncture wounds can let all sorts of nasties in, regardless of what kind of spider it is. Even things that occur on our skin naturally can be bad once they get under the skin. Things like staph infection can be introduced.

Well, I didn't even realise I'd been bitten until about 5 days afterwards when I started being itchy. I didn't feel the little guy bite me, and there were no obvious puncture marks (very small spider).

ALL spiders are venomous. They have to be to put their little dinners to sleep. The difference is that some are extremely toxic to humans.

Did I get that right, Spider floozie?

God, my creative brain is dead. I mean DEAD. I can't think of anything.

Duchessmary said:

ALL spiders are venomous. They have to be to put their little dinners to sleep. The difference is that some are extremely toxic to humans.

Did I get that right, Spider floozie?

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You did.
Though there are always those few oddballs in the bug family tree that break the rules. Like the vegetarian spider.

More spiders should be vegetarian. Maybe they'd stop making webs in places I'm likely to walk through if they didn't need to catch flying insects?

Good evening, house of people without pie.

'Evenin y'all!

Hi, Jeh

Hello there, Wicked. I love your hat

I have to get ready for work soon, but I've been watching Infested! on the Animal Planet, I am pretty petrified to move.

Sydneyd said:

I have to get ready for work soon, but I've been watching Infested! on the Animal Planet, I am pretty petrified to move.

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*hands over can of industrial strength Raid*

DomesticImp said:

*hands over can of industrial strength Raid*

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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

*runs screaming from the thread*

DomesticImp said:

*hands over can of industrial strength Raid*

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Will it work on pesky muppets?

alleycat said:

Will it work on pesky muppets?

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I think it works on everything.

Wicked went running...

I think I watched part of that once. Only because hubby was watching it. I ran from the room in hysterics.

makes my skin crawl thinking about it

I had to change the channel...


Come back Wicked! I won't spray it!

There you people go, chasing off Wicked. That's not an easy thing to do, you know.

*spreads webs around the HoF to draw her back in*